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   messageicon From this point on I propose that Herman Cain be known as Big Daddy Cain, and that he defend himself by saying 'It's a Big Daddy Thing.'
←Rate | 11-29-2011 10:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat........
←Rate | 06-26-2014 10:23 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness..........
←Rate | 06-24-2012 12:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, just wanted to point out that Nemo is Omen backwards. I'm sure it's fine......
←Rate | 02-08-2013 18:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Soo Hot....The Jehovah Witnesses ain't even out today.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 14:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Presidential debate #2 tomorrow.... Have you started drinking yet?
←Rate | 10-15-2012 19:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found out at lunch today that apparently, it's rude if you honk your order in Morse code to the drive-thru attendant at McDonald's.......
←Rate | 06-20-2012 18:45 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a pity Gadhafi died without revealing' where he bought all those cool sunglasses....smh
←Rate | 10-20-2011 16:05 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sequester Day 1. Sarasota, Florida. Lights still turn on, my shower had hot water, no rioting yet. I'm secure in my bunker. Rations inventoried. Locked & loaded...... God help us
←Rate | 03-01-2013 11:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon was preparing for Sunday, but I just realized that post-rapture looting makes no sense because so many of us will still be here. Particularly people in public office and law enforcement.... : (
←Rate | 05-17-2011 16:26 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone is truly disappointed by the lack of destruction done by Irene, I will gladly come by & break all your sh*t & leave a few bruises.......
←Rate | 08-28-2011 14:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it is high time Obama gets serious on meteorite control.....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 09:53 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying
←Rate | 11-07-2011 22:16 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I checked Rosetta Stone, they don't have "Black English" instruction & I don't know who to axe about it? #donlemon
←Rate | 07-02-2013 17:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My left buttcheek fell asleep. I'm Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes.....
←Rate | 07-30-2014 08:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems so much later then it actually is.....
←Rate | 11-03-2013 18:49 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon FYI - Only seven more shopping days until the apocalypse! Plan your looting accordingly...
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I will celebrate the opening of the Olympic games with my own feat of endurance: sitting at my desk all day...
←Rate | 07-27-2012 11:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to go Smart Car Tipping?
←Rate | 04-07-2014 17:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Working on my hurricane prep list. Heineken's, Cigarette's, Red Cross phone number. All done!
←Rate | 08-22-2012 13:12 by sully Comments (1)  



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