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   messageicon The only difference between Mcdonald's and my work is Mcdonald's has only got one clown running the show..
←Rate | 04-17-2013 12:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:01 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you ask me my sign so you can see if we're compatible or not, I'll save you the suspense... we're not.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 11:35 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by how much I like to crawl back under the covers in the morning I think I'd make a pretty awesome turtle.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 08:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you and your best friend don't have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you're not best friends.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 18:39 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven't taken him away from his parents yet.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
←Rate | 04-19-2013 06:11 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies. dont jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. Its probably just full of porn
←Rate | 02-24-2012 18:49 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon UPS delivery guys don't like it when you go up to their truck and order two tacos to go.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never really forgive the friend who tricked you into watching "2 Girls 1 Cup".
←Rate | 09-02-2012 06:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope I never die in a bar cause if someone calls a priest, a rabbi or a minister my life is gonna end up as one big joke.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 04:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes me sad to think there are people in this world who have a favorite Kardashian.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Move your office desk into the elevator and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 04:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a smart phone today. And it came with unlimited 'Staring at your phone to avoid contact with other people' minutes.
←Rate | 04-06-2013 14:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away....
←Rate | 08-26-2012 11:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 04:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jacka$$es they were last year.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 16:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a kid, I thought convention delegates were just sign-waving idiots in silly hats & pins, but as an adult, I see I was a perceptive kid.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  




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