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   messageicon The only difference between Mcdonald's and my work is Mcdonald's has only got one clown running the show..
←Rate | 04-17-2013 12:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:01 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you ask me my sign so you can see if we're compatible or not, I'll save you the suspense... we're not.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 11:35 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by how much I like to crawl back under the covers in the morning I think I'd make a pretty awesome turtle.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 08:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you and your best friend don't have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you're not best friends.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 18:39 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven't taken him away from his parents yet.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
←Rate | 04-19-2013 06:11 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon UPS delivery guys don't like it when you go up to their truck and order two tacos to go.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never really forgive the friend who tricked you into watching "2 Girls 1 Cup".
←Rate | 09-02-2012 06:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope I never die in a bar cause if someone calls a priest, a rabbi or a minister my life is gonna end up as one big joke.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 04:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes me sad to think there are people in this world who have a favorite Kardashian.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Move your office desk into the elevator and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 04:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a smart phone today. And it came with unlimited 'Staring at your phone to avoid contact with other people' minutes.
←Rate | 04-06-2013 14:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away....
←Rate | 08-26-2012 11:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 04:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jacka$$es they were last year.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 16:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a kid, I thought convention delegates were just sign-waving idiots in silly hats & pins, but as an adult, I see I was a perceptive kid.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm "the one," but isn't talking to a police officer.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 08:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  




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