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   messageicon If you think 7 years of bad luck are to much for breaking a mirror.. Try breaking a condom
←Rate | 01-08-2012 08:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I should come up with a plan B in case the murderer that breaks into my house figures out how to get this blanket off of me.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're going to stalk me at least notice when I'm running low on toilet paper & change the roll.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 08:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only difference between Mcdonald's and my work is Mcdonald's has only got one clown running the show..
←Rate | 04-17-2013 12:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:01 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you ask me my sign so you can see if we're compatible or not, I'll save you the suspense... we're not.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 11:35 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by how much I like to crawl back under the covers in the morning I think I'd make a pretty awesome turtle.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just brushing my teeth and putting on deodorant when out of nowhere I hear "you're gonna have to pay for that"...this walmart sucks!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 14:33 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 08:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you and your best friend don't have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you're not best friends.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 18:39 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven't taken him away from his parents yet.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.
←Rate | 03-19-2013 08:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon This dude working at Subway is looking at me like he's never had anybody ask him to put some Government Cheese on a sub sandwich before.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 20:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never really forgive the friend who tricked you into watching "2 Girls 1 Cup".
←Rate | 09-02-2012 06:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon UPS delivery guys don't like it when you go up to their truck and order two tacos to go.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope I never die in a bar cause if someone calls a priest, a rabbi or a minister my life is gonna end up as one big joke.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 04:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Move your office desk into the elevator and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 04:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes me sad to think there are people in this world who have a favorite Kardashian.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a smart phone today. And it came with unlimited 'Staring at your phone to avoid contact with other people' minutes.
←Rate | 04-06-2013 14:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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