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   messageicon today was a female canine kind of a day!
←Rate | 10-29-2013 19:25 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 GUYS THAT STOLE A CALENDER ? THEY BOTH GOT 6 MONTHS!!!
←Rate | 01-06-2017 20:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHATS THE NAME OF THE SHOW WHERE THEY CATCH CRABS " JERSEY SHORE"
←Rate | 10-25-2013 22:06 by FLIPPHONESCOTT Comments (0)  


   messageicon alone with my thoughts and 8 lbs of reeses cups and kit kats
←Rate | 10-31-2013 16:41 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i put my phone on plane mode and then it kicked my ass!
←Rate | 04-25-2017 21:50 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever take a poop so big your pants fit better!
←Rate | 01-05-2012 11:00 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon MY GOAL FOR 2016 IS JUST DO LIFE BETTER!
←Rate | 12-25-2015 19:58 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come on ‪#‎Chevy‬ just one commercial break without Kid Rock
←Rate | 08-31-2014 21:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon so....I almost got beat up in jail last night !....my family takes Monopoly very seriously....
←Rate | 12-21-2011 02:42 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2,4,6,8 Wichita is not a state!
←Rate | 03-21-2014 21:41 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected “
←Rate | 01-27-2014 22:28 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever watch the tv show 2 broke girls and get jealous of their bank account
←Rate | 11-05-2015 22:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon kids at the front door selling drugs!!!! I got 3 boxes of thin mints coming!
←Rate | 01-09-2013 20:40 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow danica patrick just got a rubber in the rear end in vegas on tv!
←Rate | 03-10-2013 16:15 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon thats the last time I buy Sushi from the dollar store!
←Rate | 02-17-2014 22:07 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the colts go 0 and 14 should we rest are starters for the playoffs?
←Rate | 11-23-2011 04:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have completed 38 of the 50 shades of grey
←Rate | 03-24-2015 21:00 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Mother Nature wants to be a dirty girl!
←Rate | 09-12-2013 21:27 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a Gay picnic once , the music was good , decorations were just lovely . The Beer was cold , hamburgers were just delicious but the hot dogs tasted like crap .
←Rate | 11-27-2011 15:27 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's a lot better to cry in a Mercedes than it is to cry on a bike...
←Rate | 09-12-2012 13:20 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  



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