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   messageicon Honey, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder...
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:06 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in very psychological relationship... Make sure (s)he's psycho and you're logical
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:58 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how most womens problems begin with men???
←Rate | 02-10-2012 07:16 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.
←Rate | 01-16-2015 20:05 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 06:39 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Syria, Raqqa 5-Star Al-Aladin VIP vacation packages are being steeply discounted....
←Rate | 02-19-2016 16:47 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't think anyone loves you or cares about you, gimme me a call...I'll confirm that for you! (The Confirmation Service, 1-800-I-CONFIRM)
←Rate | 03-20-2012 19:37 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dick Cheney underwent a heart transplant operation??? Wow! That proves he did have heart in the first place...
←Rate | 03-25-2012 11:54 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:07 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:26 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:03 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeking a meaningful, romantic and deep overnight relationship... PM inbox for details... P.S. With Gas price at $4.25 a gallon, I'm not coming over "just to chill"
←Rate | 04-10-2012 07:03 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
←Rate | 10-30-2015 06:47 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow Justin Bieber still well and alive... Only in US and God Bless America! In most of countries, guys like him don't get to make it to sweet 16...
←Rate | 03-09-2012 18:44 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it was a rough night when your iPhone X doesn't recognize your face in the morning...
←Rate | 11-25-2017 09:02 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  



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