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   messageicon Calling it his "junk" is probably the least sexy thing a guy could do...
←Rate | 03-08-2014 19:54 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah, that's right! I learned all my dance moves from the paternity tests on Maury!!
←Rate | 07-10-2014 19:13 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do I stay fit and healthy? By drinking vodka and pushing kids off bikes.
←Rate | 11-21-2013 07:45 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Looks don't matter, just be yourself". - attractive people
←Rate | 06-10-2015 19:54 by Steve OH Comments (3)  


   messageicon going downstairs to see what that noise was... powers out but BRB.
←Rate | 10-29-2010 22:37 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's true, opposites attract. My wife gets up early and does stuff.
←Rate | 08-26-2014 14:21 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 05:42 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon the perfect husband: Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive and if all else fails, read the capitals...
←Rate | 05-27-2012 15:44 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's it called again??? Oh Yeah, BOOZE!!!
←Rate | 02-28-2013 17:31 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've reached that unfortunate time of the year when all the white guys put on their Hawaiian shirts and think they're Jimmy Buffet!
←Rate | 06-30-2012 15:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember... Sometimes you have to sacrifice the fat kid to save yourselves.
←Rate | 07-05-2012 09:47 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!!!
←Rate | 06-30-2012 11:23 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay Canadians you win... When you convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, it's only 46.6 here in the states.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 20:19 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonights orgy is canceled guys. Jerry has diarrhea...
←Rate | 12-04-2015 18:29 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon HE HAS RISEN (and before 10 am which is pretty good for me)
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
←Rate | 09-14-2013 07:39 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bruce Jenner? Never heard of her...
←Rate | 04-25-2015 07:20 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon reached an ALL TIME LOW. Just told my boss he had some dirt on his forehead... Thank You Ash Wednesday.
←Rate | 02-22-2012 06:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon TLC is getting so lazy with show titles... btw "My giant face tumor" is on tonight.
←Rate | 10-18-2012 06:28 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 21:32 by Steve OH Comments (0)  



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