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   messageicon I cant wait until 2016 so that I can learn through FB what country Hillary Clinton was really born in and what type of tyrantical gvmt she's associated with and how fast she plans to go door to door to take everyones hand guns..
←Rate | 05-08-2013 20:48 by scottyp Comments (1)  


   messageicon The one thing that I'll never understand is women, tofu, yoga, and counting...
←Rate | 06-08-2012 13:44 by Scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry I karate chopped your grandma...but her stroke face was all like, "Come at me, bro".
←Rate | 01-30-2015 20:42 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sitting here watching "The First 48", and thinking, you just killed someone....is it THAT hard to plead 'not guilty" and just take your chances..
←Rate | 07-02-2012 19:06 by Scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10-11-12..........Happy I can count past 9 day.....:-)
←Rate | 10-11-2012 08:58 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you wagered on the Pro Bowl....please seek immediate help for your problem..
←Rate | 01-25-2015 19:18 by scottyp Comments (1)  


   messageicon To all of you expecting Mothers.....happy Labor Day.....
←Rate | 09-02-2013 10:50 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon so I just watched " Limitless" for the 1st time with my girlfriend. She said " Wouldnt it be great if there was a drug that you could accomplish anything and just b a little sick afterwards?"..i was like, there is, its called OPIATES...
←Rate | 01-04-2013 21:11 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out Donna Summers lied, She Wont Survive....
←Rate | 05-17-2012 16:09 by Scottyp Comments (1)  


   messageicon When you're dead, it's really, really, easy for you.....I mean you don't know,,,,it's just hard on others...same thing when you're stupid....
←Rate | 01-10-2014 22:03 by scottyp Comments (0)  



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