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   messageicon Since when did the bucket list turned into the bucket challenge. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2014 11:49 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Beatles Lives Matter. Black Eyed Peas Matter. Black Leather Jackets Matter. Now Black Off And Leave Me The F#ck Alone. . .
←Rate | 07-17-2016 01:43 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon A single male friend of mine is looking for a woman who can actually suck a golf ball through a garden hose. . .
←Rate | 10-16-2015 19:17 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone realize the people running the planet are ruining the planet, or is it just me. . .
←Rate | 03-08-2014 19:47 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year. . .
←Rate | 12-31-2016 22:15 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be f#cking stupid, but her and I broke up about 10 years ago. . .
←Rate | 01-25-2016 19:46 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, I'm renting myself out tonight, who needs a New Years Eve Date. . .
←Rate | 12-31-2016 10:53 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait to hear Donald trump say: Obama, you're fired !
←Rate | 01-02-2017 20:59 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't take life laying down. That is, unless you're a prostitute. . .
←Rate | 11-29-2015 10:12 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite holiday is, National Egg Salad Lunch Monday. . .
←Rate | 03-25-2016 22:33 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have one of those nights you were almost involved in a threesome, but one hand fell asleep. . .
←Rate | 02-22-2017 20:35 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue, a case of beer costs less than dinner for two. . .
←Rate | 08-28-2014 17:29 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today marks the two year anniversary of the end of the world... and I am still waiting. . .
←Rate | 12-21-2014 09:45 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The saying goes, there's someone out there for everyone. Maybe your someone is way out there, on another planet. . .
←Rate | 08-25-2015 17:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Zombies eat brains, I know a lot of people who have nothing to worry about. . .
←Rate | 03-08-2016 19:58 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon it too late to claim that I invented the wheel. . .
←Rate | 06-20-2016 00:10 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do not need to be reminded it's the 5th of May in a different language. . .
←Rate | 05-05-2014 21:26 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon A buddy of mine told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart... He said, Her brother has a mustache. . .
←Rate | 11-22-2017 10:05 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to buy a zebra from the zoo and I was told it was not for sale. I said it should be it has bar codes all over it. . .
←Rate | 08-17-2014 18:43 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am running for King in our next election, this president su - cks. . .
←Rate | 06-23-2014 06:19 by JAB Comments (0)  



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