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if you and I always agree.......... one of us is unnecessary
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05-15-2010 03:30
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says that the depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how good you get, you will never be better than a wall
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05-14-2010 22:50
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So I got out of having to hang with the inlaws by going to work. Good trade I say!
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05-14-2010 22:02 by
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Ahhhhhhhh, those carefree days of yore when we could pick a frilly dandelion puff from it's roots and blow them into the wind. NOW IT'S ALL OUT FRIGGIN' WAR!!!!! Kill the dandelions! Kill Kill Kill!!
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05-14-2010 21:01
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Cherish your dreams ,as they are the children of your soul,the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
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05-14-2010 20:50 by
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Since switching from PC to MAC, my computer never goes down on me :(
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05-14-2010 20:31 by
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refuses to "lather, rinse, repeat". Seriously... how dirty do they think my hair gets?!?
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05-14-2010 19:59
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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05-14-2010 19:02 by
Joser
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sometimes I find hope at the bottom of a bottle of vodka.
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05-14-2010 19:01 by
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Arguing about Facebook is so Myspace.
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05-14-2010 19:01 by
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What I meant to text: 'sweety pie'. What I actually texted: 'sweaty pig'. Proofreading: it can save relationships.
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05-14-2010 19:01 by
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I made eye contact with someone in traffic and then didn't let them merge. I feel like a James Bond villain.
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05-14-2010 19:00 by
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F*ck the real world,let's all just be pirates!
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05-14-2010 19:00 by
Joser
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I sympathize a lot with Darth Vader because he had so much trouble juggling career and family.
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05-14-2010 19:00 by
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Some people are put off when I greet them with a kiss. Maybe I should use less tongue?
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05-14-2010 18:59 by
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Light switches that flip up for off should be banned
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05-14-2010 18:59 by
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Somebody make her a dude so I can punch her!!
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05-14-2010 18:58 by
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I've downloaded the Darth Vader voice and labeled my final street destination "Your M0m" Just to hear: now turning on y0ur m0m
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05-14-2010 18:58 by
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Sex is like Jenga: you pull out and try not to make a mess
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05-14-2010 18:57 by
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What's another word for word?
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05-14-2010 18:57 by
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