Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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dances with the devil in the pale moon light.
skinny dipping with snapping turtles...oh what a feeling!
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07-02-2010 11:40
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'We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse
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07-02-2010 11:16 by @seddy90
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Why using botox, when there is a cheaper way. Blow into a Vuvuzela and after 20 minutes you look better than Angelina Jolie ever did
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07-02-2010 11:09
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I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
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07-02-2010 10:46 by @seddy90
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Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
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07-02-2010 10:44 by @seddy90
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"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
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07-02-2010 10:41 by @seddy90
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I was walking through the cemetery the other day, and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." he said, "No, just taking a sh*t"...
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07-02-2010 10:07
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not available right now, please leave a message after the period.
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07-02-2010 10:03 by mohammad
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Have you guys ever noticed the months July, August, September, October and November spell out the name JASON???? Have I discovered something kinda like the Da Vinci Code??!
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07-02-2010 09:40 by Gr`apes
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I watched the new Supreme Court nominee on C-SPAN yesterday and honestly think he has the worst haircut I've ever seen.
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07-02-2010 09:20
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just running a bath ... after that I may take the shower for a walk ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
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07-02-2010 08:38
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love Independence Day! But it pales in comparison to my Dependence Day, that is the day I decided to depend on God and not myself. Talk about true freedom!
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07-02-2010 07:20
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guys are like dogs, put them on a leash and they'll be chassin every puss in sight!
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07-02-2010 06:59 by SAM RABEE
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strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third."
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07-02-2010 04:51 by Ricard78
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OMG I just wasted my time watching the twilight series :love triangle between a depressed girl a 110 yr old vampire and a werewolf !
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07-02-2010 04:22 by pz
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Talk like a angel, act like a angel yet a devil in disguise!!
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07-02-2010 04:04 by SAM RABEE
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Why do we sleep in church, but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?? Why is it so hard to talk to God, but so easy to gossip??Jesus said "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny YOU in front of my Father.
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07-02-2010 03:59 by SAM RABEE
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Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Update Facebook status.
My Foot + your teeth + Contact at a high velocity = Awesome