Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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the only thing women truely love is making their friends jealous
leather good's maker Louis Vuitton rejecting Lindsay Lohan's request for logo embroidered muzzle ; whips & fanny pack
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07-08-2010 02:53 by Poser
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how can I possibly be expected to tolerate living with the gender that doesn't know a thing about the spread offense.
girlfriends always want to have long talks. I say fine, lets talk.."I hate your friends, you're always hurt, and I'm always tired of paying for meals you only eat a third of...we done?"
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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07-08-2010 01:44
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Do you think many people look at others facebook's and judge them off what they see or what was said, I dont because thatd be pathetic. But if youre out there, hi. :)
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07-08-2010 01:00
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Home is where I want to be. The only place that feels like me. World outside just melts away. Relax unwind wrap up the day. Where I spend the night and start the day.
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07-08-2010 00:35
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Next time you pull up to a BP station, say, "I'll have whatever the pelicans are having."
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07-08-2010 00:23
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Say what you will about BP, they sure discovered a lot of freaking oil down there.
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07-08-2010 00:22
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Vuvuzelas are high-pitched, annoying and everywhere: the Justin Bieber of sports.
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07-08-2010 00:22
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Water in the Gulf of Mexico is now worth $75 a barrel.
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07-08-2010 00:21
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If aliens came to Earth to prevent us from destroying the planet, they'd be like, "Oops, too late."
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07-08-2010 00:21
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I started playing the new Facebook game, Oilville, but now I can't make it stop.
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07-08-2010 00:20
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Once you've resolved to stop Googling yourself, the Internet really doesn't have much to offer.
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07-08-2010 00:20
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BP announced today that the oil in the Gulf needs to be changed every six months
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07-08-2010 00:19
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Fireworks Safety: Do not set off fireworks near children, pets, or the Gulf of Mexico.
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07-08-2010 00:19
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sometimes picture you drowning then they laugh so hard then the people they hang out with thinks they're crazy
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07-08-2010 00:13 by SexyLexi
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wondering why after sweating on a hot day; a hot shower feels good?
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07-07-2010 23:59
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I might not see you all the time but your always on my mind!!
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07-07-2010 23:26 by SAM RABEE
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siting at her comp and staring at the screen waitting for you to talk to her
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07-07-2010 23:26
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