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I tried to order plain Jello at a restaurant and it was fruitless.
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05-03-2019 13:03
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I only buy extra virgin olive oil...Because I don't know where those other oils have been.
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05-03-2019 14:15 by
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Yeah, I've always heard of it, and the young and old, but the fact is that we have to be awake for a few days ago by the end of the season.
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05-04-2019 00:45
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brb getting down to business to defeat the Huns
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05-04-2019 01:07 by
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May the 4th be with you all today.
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05-04-2019 12:40
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How can someone support anyone who ONLY supports the far-right?
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05-05-2019 03:00
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If any part of your life is "ultra", I don't have the energy to be friends with you...
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05-05-2019 08:04
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The number of hobbies a man has is directly proportionate to how cray his wife is...
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05-05-2019 10:12
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Only supporting the far-rights isn't uniting people. Just saying.
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05-05-2019 11:53
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please don't be laundry in here, please don't be laundry in here, please don't be laundry in here... -me opening the dryer
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05-05-2019 12:57
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This is your yearly reminder to not put bananas in fruit salads
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05-05-2019 12:58
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I wish my car's back-up camera had a "Save" button, because some of the expressions on their faces.
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05-05-2019 12:58
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Guys, please recycle. We wanna leave a better world for Betty White and Keith Richards when we’re gone.
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05-05-2019 12:59
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I'm no socialist but I do believe everyone is born with an inherent right to as many dipping sauces for their mcnuggets as they want.
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05-05-2019 13:01
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The only person who listens to me in my house is my dog, and even he pees on the floor sometimes.
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05-05-2019 13:03
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I confused the words “tinker” and “tinkle” and my neighbor no longer wants help with her computer.
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05-05-2019 13:04
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If my dog has taught me anything it's if you're tired just lie down anywhere
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05-05-2019 13:04
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Countless individuals over the last 80 years have spent millions of hours on the development of the electronic computer. All so that I can sit at my desk yelling "Hurry up you stupid piece of crap!"
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05-05-2019 17:15
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There's probably an employee named Jake who works at State Farm, who's had it with people's jokes and is about to go postal.
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05-06-2019 07:49
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I wish life was like a hockey game. I'd gladly spend five minutes in the penalty box for beating the snot out of someone who pissed me off.
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