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   messageicon A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superficial.
←Rate | 11-06-2009 18:59 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not Bipolar-I don't even like bears
←Rate | 11-06-2009 18:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think once I get past the restraining orders and the court dates and the stalking charges....I really think this relationship can work!!!!
←Rate | 11-06-2009 18:28 by danstreet36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:40 by Jenna Comments (0)  

   messageicon TEIAM - problem solved
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:38 by Jenna Comments (0)  

   messageicon Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:37 by Jenna Comments (0)  

   messageicon ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:36 by Jenna Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wondering If Adam and Eve had belly buttons....
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:35 by Jenna(: Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw a Comercial were they made snuggies for dogs....What has the world come too?
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon misses the kindergarten days where naps were required, snacks were given, and when a boy pushed you in the sandbox it means "I like you"
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:34 by Jenna Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went To The Library To Get A "Wheres Waldo" Book, But When I Got There I Couldn't Find It...Well Played, Waldo. Well Played.
←Rate | 11-06-2009 17:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hates when his cat thinks outside the box!
←Rate | 11-06-2009 16:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we're at 17."
←Rate | 11-06-2009 15:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Buck you fuddy, and your whole dod gam family! Why don't you go backoff in your own jackyard and see ho your fussy peels?
←Rate | 11-06-2009 13:59 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Recession: when your neighbor loses his job. Depression: when you lose your job. Recovery: when Gordon Brown loses his job.
←Rate | 11-06-2009 12:47 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

←Rate | 11-06-2009 12:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew next to her. FML
←Rate | 11-06-2009 11:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering....Do the Fox sponsored "tea party" sheeple understand why we all laugh at them when they call themselves the "teabagers"?
←Rate | 11-06-2009 11:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon says that when I asked my wife why she needed to buy so many shoes, she pointed out to me that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!..
←Rate | 11-06-2009 08:56 by mikedft Comments (0)  

   messageicon 5lb cell phone, 10lb gold chain & 120lb boom wonder 80's kids now have back problems.
←Rate | 11-06-2009 08:51 Comments (0)  

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