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a true smarta$$ and can be quite b*tchy at times too - but it's my natural defense against stupidity!
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08-05-2010 08:43
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If I sat down for 10 seconds with a pad and pen, I could totally write a song for Yo Gabba Gabba!
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08-05-2010 07:44 by
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I keep losing at solitary Hangman - must be the sadist in me
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08-05-2010 06:47
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Scientist have discovered an area on Mars that might have once contained life. Alien scientist have made the same discovery about the Gulf of Mexico.
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08-05-2010 00:41
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checking the obituaries for any cool job openings
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08-05-2010 00:41
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Yankee's A-Rod just tapped his 600th. 14000 shy of Wilt Chamberlin.
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08-05-2010 00:32
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I believe in ghosts. I believe in aliens. But theres no way you will ever persuade me into believing in alien ghosts. Ridiculous.
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08-05-2010 00:10
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I'm going to start naming my word documents "The Earth" so when I'm done, my pc will ask me if I want to save "the earth or not
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08-04-2010 23:52
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They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
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08-04-2010 23:50 by
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Just because you are chained to the fence...doesn't mean you can't bark at a few dogs
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08-04-2010 23:46
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revising the whole webster dictionary.
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08-04-2010 23:26
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"America's Got Talent" should be renamed "America's Got Weirdos".
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08-04-2010 22:42
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Shaquille O' Neal in green? Anyone else thinking Shrek?
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08-04-2010 22:29 by
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There are certain truths in life: Lasagna just tastes better the next day as a leftover!
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08-04-2010 22:12
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I have never understood why advertisers feel the need to show you extreme close-up shots in dog and cat food commercials. Its not like we are the ones eating it?!?!
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08-04-2010 22:11
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I enjoy working out at the gym. It helps me to know that other people are suffering with me!
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08-04-2010 22:09
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Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
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08-04-2010 21:57 by
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loving Brett Favre's annual cover of the song "Should I Stay or Should I Go"
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08-04-2010 20:13
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told this morning he/she look great today by a stranger, I felt great, until I realized they were blind
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08-04-2010 19:52 by
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Always be sure to keep a good Facebook profile picture. This will be the photo plastered all over the news when something goes horribly wrong.
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08-04-2010 19:38 by
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