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   messageicon may appear offline
←Rate | 11-13-2009 14:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just tossed his wifes salad... with a lovely sesame ginger vinaigrette.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon recommends staying away from Camp Crystal Lake today.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 13:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon filled with corn syrup, artificial ingredients and regret
←Rate | 11-13-2009 12:13 by Suzanne Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks running around a field whilst waving a metal pole in the air is way more exciting when lightning is involved
←Rate | 11-13-2009 12:10 by Kal-El Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon loves it when his wife butters his toast.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a whiffle ball bat...
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes he was in Tijuana, eating BBQ'd iguana.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday 13th. I think I'm going to break a mirror, walk under a ladder, let a black cat walk past me, open an umbrella indoors, spill some salt, wear a hat to bed, step on a crack in the sidewalk.... then call somebody I hate and see if she wants to
←Rate | 11-13-2009 10:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got 2 chickens to paralyze. Thanks Eddy Money for getthing that song into my head this morning. On a side note, I'm getting hungry for KFC.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 09:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks there should be some kind of test for babies in the delivery room; and if they're going to grow up stupid they should be neutered immediately.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 08:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just doesn't get it. I go through the drive thru at BK and I hand the kid my credit card. He asks me if it's an American Express... He had my card in his hand; what do you suppose he thought the orange and yellow Mastercard logo was?
←Rate | 11-13-2009 08:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 07:30 by mark1965 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A blind Indian girl wanted me to touch her clothes to see how soft they were. I felt sari for her.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 05:55 by Lemonpillow Comments (1)  

   messageicon stealing everyone's watches and changing all the clocks at work. "What? 5 o'clock already? See ya!".
←Rate | 11-13-2009 05:08 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 22:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Erin Culbertson Did you know that a woman has 3 knees and a man has 4 knees? A woman has a left knee, a right knee, and a hiney. A man has a left knee, a right knee, a hiney, and a weenie.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 22:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you notice this notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
←Rate | 11-12-2009 22:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
←Rate | 11-12-2009 21:18 by meowmix Comments (0)  

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