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mark wahlberg said "The world needs Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber is like the white Tupac compared to a lot of people out there." marky mark need to go back to rehab for PCP.
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08-15-2010 02:41 by
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would shove an eggbeater up Gordon Ramsey's creepy, arrogant arse if he he ever talked to me they he does to the restauranteurs on his show.
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08-15-2010 01:49
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I got "I love you.", tattooed on my penis... my girlfriend said "Quit trying to put words in my mouth!".
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08-15-2010 01:05 by
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I wonder if Edward Cullen's Load looks like glitter glue??
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08-15-2010 00:29 by
ANGELA
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Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
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08-15-2010 00:26 by
ANGELA
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"I'm sorry"~Reggie Bush
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08-14-2010 22:40
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When the sun goes down and the beer starts flowing...that's when the really good ideas come out!
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08-14-2010 22:11
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"Doctor, I think I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor says, "Sit in the waiting room, I'll deal with you later."
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08-14-2010 22:10
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Pre-season football reminds me of some of my ex's. It's over too soon and it's always boring
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08-14-2010 21:47
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one reason they call it PMS is that Mad Cow disease was already taken.
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08-14-2010 21:17
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The Hoff's singing is huge in Germany. He should be proud. Germans have always been known 4 their sound judgment
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08-14-2010 20:11 by
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there are many peoples in front of pc for fb than doing their assignments today. it is a fact..trust me!
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08-14-2010 19:29
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I bought my daughter an Iphone she was happy I bought my son an Ipad he was exstatic I bought my wife an Iron she threw it at me
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08-14-2010 19:28 by
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Remember before they had Hummers when you had to actually talk to a guy to tell if he was an a**hole?
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08-14-2010 18:59
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I like being Next,, You can let somebody go in front of you and still be Next. People know who you are. " Who is that"? ... " Oh him he is Next".
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08-14-2010 18:35
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My other Facebook page is a 69 camaro.
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08-14-2010 18:11
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Signs you're getting old. Trying to save something on your computer and you can't remember where you put the floppy disks.
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08-14-2010 17:26
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Has anyone checked on Tupac lately? He hasn't put out a posthumous album in quite a few years.
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08-14-2010 16:58 by
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Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers.
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08-14-2010 16:56 by
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The price of gold is at an all-time high. If I were a young rap artist, I think I'd ride out the storm in graduate school.
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08-14-2010 16:55 by
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