Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon an undiscovered comedy genius
←Rate | 12-10-2008 19:01 by Alice Duthie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cooking pork chops in the toaster
←Rate | 12-10-2008 13:11 by Richie Comments (0)  


   messageicon really thinks you should get help
←Rate | 12-09-2008 14:32 by Jess :d:d:d Comments (0)  


   messageicon what's for breakfast!
←Rate | 12-08-2008 05:50 by Brian666 Comments (0)  


   messageicon crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center
←Rate | 12-06-2008 17:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just two away from a threesome
←Rate | 12-06-2008 17:30 by Chad T Comments (0)  


   messageicon processing please wait
←Rate | 12-06-2008 16:19 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)  


   messageicon calling doctor after 4 hour erection
←Rate | 12-06-2008 10:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised.
←Rate | 12-05-2008 20:50 by Greg Comments (0)  


   messageicon back for the first time
←Rate | 12-05-2008 19:16 by Action Hank Comments (0)  


   messageicon CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY
←Rate | 12-04-2008 01:58 by The Cool Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to buy a vowel.
←Rate | 12-03-2008 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
←Rate | 12-03-2008 02:03 by Jake Finnan Comments (0)  


   messageicon above the influence.
←Rate | 12-02-2008 20:06 by Me! Comments (0)  


   messageicon more issues than your magazine.
←Rate | 12-02-2008 20:04 by Me! Comments (0)  


   messageicon double ough seven
←Rate | 12-01-2008 16:23 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)  


   messageicon attempting to give a damn
←Rate | 12-01-2008 03:54 by Stephano Comments (0)  


   messageicon boom chackalacka chackalacka (3x)
←Rate | 11-30-2008 21:53 by Dherbsta Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader
←Rate | 11-30-2008 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may contain traces of nuts.
←Rate | 11-30-2008 11:03 Comments (0)  



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