Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Life's a beach....and i'm playing in the sand...
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10-27-2010 22:33
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so my xgirlfriend just caught me banging her sister, this is a good time for the kool-aid guy to jump through the wall
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10-27-2010 22:06
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my girlfriend just popped in on trying on her bra's.. this would be a good time for me to shove a twix in my month
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10-27-2010 22:03
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just kicked off of public transportation
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10-27-2010 21:59
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time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time
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10-27-2010 21:41 by Eddy
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9 out of 10 guys likes girls with big boobs. The 10th guy likes the other 9 guys
I have no problem texting and driving. Now texting while walking downstairs, that stuff is dangerous!
(f*-*)f(f*-*)f(f*-*)f <<Thriiiller!!!
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10-27-2010 21:29
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Seriously! It should be a lot harder to find people for the show 16 and Pregnant. . . Teens, maybe you should find a different hobby?
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10-27-2010 21:28
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Please put this as your status if you know, or are related to, someone killed on Alderaan when it was obliterated by the Death Star. The Rebel Alliance wants to bring peace to the galaxy, but the Galactic Empire continues to kill innocent civilians. 93% w
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10-27-2010 21:15 by Vader
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When I flush spiders down the toilet, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm simply letting them experience their own private Raging Waters.
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10-27-2010 21:09
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so, what are you going to be for halloween? well, I was thinking about being, well, intoxicated
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10-27-2010 21:03
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Thinking they need to make pro football and basketball coaches wear uniforms like baseball coaches do.
had absolutely no sympathy for the large woman who dropped her mars bar in front of me today but physically couldnt get down to pick it up
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10-27-2010 21:00
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"Back in my day we never went to school, the Indians taught us!"
you've been unfriended, unfollowed and blocked. Let me know where you can see this, so I can block you there too!
The big bag of Halloween candy has already been opened. The outcome does not look good for trick or treaters on Sunday.
Happiness is a cop car turning his lights on behind you and immediately going past you.
Whoever originally thought up the vampire idea should have trademarked it.
May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. - george jung
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10-27-2010 20:06 by Ricardo
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