Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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today is National Kindness Day so say something nice y' JACKWAD!
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11-13-2010 15:45
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Just my luck...I got bit by a retroactive spider instead of a radioactive one! Now I'm making tie dye webs in shapes of pot leaves.
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11-13-2010 15:23
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"Release the hounds" sounds so much more badass than "let the dogs out".
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11-13-2010 15:12
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Watching Phoebe Cates exiting the pool for the 1,000,000,000 time!!!
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11-13-2010 14:16 by Jmigas
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Why do people thinks that pressin the elevator button manny times It will come down faster!
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11-13-2010 13:15 by sergio
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Its annoying when I get a notification then see its about a post that I commented on like a week ago. Its lost its luster by then. There should be a statute of limitations on such things.
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11-13-2010 12:50
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I bet those adults that remind others of how many shopping days were the kids that reminded the teacher to give homework at the end of class.
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11-13-2010 11:55
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Why are you informing me how many shopping days left until Christmas? I'm not getting anything for you anyway!
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11-13-2010 11:53
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if you are posting how many days there are until Christmas in November, you should have to do all the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner.
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11-13-2010 11:48
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Stay classy Facebook.
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11-13-2010 11:16
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The old saying "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"....is it? Or maybe you just need to get up off UR lazy ass and mow the lawn, water it, pull some weeds, fertilize it, take care of your own grass and stop looking over the fence
awesome at being humble!
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11-13-2010 11:07
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My internet goes down more than my girlfriend.......How sad!!
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11-13-2010 10:49
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Just found out that my google setting was set to family friendly and turned it off, it's a hole new world>:)
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11-13-2010 10:36
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In addition to being able to click "Like", Facebook needs a "That's what she said." option
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11-13-2010 10:12
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Get out from my memory !!!
hates it when someone constantly complains about the town they live it. Here's a thought.....move if you don't like it! But quit your bit#&ing!
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11-13-2010 09:25
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getting rid of his "facebook wall" for the new "facebook window". Instead of writing comments on my wall, now all you ladies can "put em' on the glass".
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11-13-2010 09:04
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likes poetry, chocolate cake, and poking dead things with sticks.
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11-13-2010 09:01 by ci
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writes "like this", and not "lyk dis", because she is an adult, and because she is not stupid
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11-13-2010 09:00 by ci
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