Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Five bucks says I'm totally broke.
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01-16-2011 16:37
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wishes Jersey Shore was like survivor, so they could all vote Sammi off the island.
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01-16-2011 16:34 by T.Taylor
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The Social Network...Probably the first time I've actually read the book before I saw the movie ...
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01-16-2011 16:29
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The worst part about waking up alone is not having someone to kick out of bed to make me coffee.
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01-16-2011 16:27
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Why are all the birds dyin? seahawks, falcons, ravens, eagles
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01-16-2011 16:27 by randy
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An angry mob of nerds can be dangerous. The only thing stopping them from tipping cars is physical ability.
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01-16-2011 16:26
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Reckons that in the right light,at the right angle,if you squint & stand on on leg,I might look like I give a damn
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01-16-2011 16:07 by Stellar M
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Facebook should have a ”no one cares” button
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01-16-2011 15:56 by @seddy90
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I put minute rice in a slow cooker and it took 3 hours
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01-16-2011 15:42 by banjaxede
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Money doesnt buy happiness it buys crazy a$$ happiness
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01-16-2011 15:39
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eating a raccoon taco, anybody want some?
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01-16-2011 15:38
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if Tyler Perry controlled facebook, it would have more drama and more cross dressing old men with family lessons....Be glad Tyler Perry does not own Facebook.
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01-16-2011 15:32
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Happy National Nothing Day!
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01-16-2011 15:21 by BubbaGump
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thinking why the hell are people confusing Green Hornet and Green Lantern... The only similarity is the word "Green"...No wonder movies like "Vampire Sucks" and "Disaster Movie", is able to achieve number 1 status. -_-
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01-16-2011 15:06
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thinks someone needs to falcon punch Gucci Mane in his ice cream loving face...
thinking Gucci Man is retarded; what kind of man get a tattoo of an ice cream cone on my face? Everyone knows Ice Cream is the least threating foods of the food groups... What an idiot.
just herd Jeopardy will pitting human contestants against a computer named "Watson"; TERMINATOR BEGINS! O_O
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01-16-2011 14:45
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Happy "James Earl Ray" day
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01-16-2011 14:44
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never take an angry women with you to target practice.
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01-16-2011 14:43 by Skeeter
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I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago; negroe I was a different person two hours ago. -_-