l Funny Status Messages

   A Real Man doesn't love a million girls, he loves a billion.

   maybe Lebron left his talents in South Beach.

   The girl is mine, Life's a b*tch so the whole world is mine.

   if you use the word "chillaxin" your automatically a cornball in my book.

   Layaway season is back! Yessssssss!

   If the NBA players really were a union they'd start there own league.

   Starting the year off right!! Fried chicken, French fries more fried chicken and a fried gym membership.

   Miami Heat Fan: "You wait, you watch and see next season we're gonna do this we're gonna do that" ...... Still Waiting lmao! Clevelands just as good without Lebron

   your shoes so cheap, you click'em three times and you end up in a crackhouse

   Hang on sugar.... Daddys got a sweet tooth tongiht!!!

   I just bought a Birthday cake. It's not my Birthday, I just wanted cake.

   It don't matter if I'm single, complicated, engaged, married or divorced. My friends always like my status!

   stop chasing girls chase money cause when you got money they chase you....and I'm slow they always catch me :)

   i wonder if they have a pill for premature procrastination

   Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo

   I asked my mom what she wants for Mothersday smh she never changes she said "for you to eat your vegetables"

   A little slower please, pedestrian crossing the street. I don't really like making the green light anyway.

   Wait, I'm still looking for a duck to give ('-' ) (._. ) ( ._. ) ( '-' ) ( ._.) ( '-') ... Damn, looks like I can't find it ¯\(ツ)/¯

   make sure your wearing Deodorant when you reaching for the stars.

   I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.