Migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   taking applications and will soon be conducting interviews for anyone that is interested on giving my euology

   I'm not saying this games over but children in Africa are wearing their Championship Broncos Tshirts

   I love the looks that can only be shared with you and another customer in a grocery line

   On the bright side...Aaron Rodgers can now do all the comercials he wants

   why is Betty White singing at halftime of the Super Bowl??

   Watching Linda Barrett exit the pool for the 1363rd time...Doesn't anybody knock anymore!!!

   Am I the only one that finds it ironic that only one company is allowed to make the game Monopoly...

   With the day I just had looking to go out tonight for a bender. The type of bender even Charlie Sheen would say "DAMN DUDE YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Since Manti Teo's girlfriend didn't exist, I really hope AJ McCarron's girlfriend wasn't a hologram.

   Instead of reading Hugh Hefner's obituary I'm just gonna look at the pictures.

   would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 1 week of sobriety!!!

   a wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do

   BREAKING: Rex Ryan officially names Mark Sanchez starting Jets QB...proving the NFL needs to start testing coaches for concussions.

   RIP DJ E-Z Rock...May your eternal journey home be filled with more Joy than Pain

   "The names Pope Francis...but everyone calls me Psycho...Any of you call me Francis...and I'll kill you"

   the best revenge is to be happy...or laxitives in brownies, whichever

   Life would be so much easier if chocolate was a health food and they allowed drinking at work

   After some investigating just found out that Manti's girlfriend real name is Fawn Liebowitz!!

   there is a good chance my eyes will be red tomorrow

   before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET 9/11