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   Jesus: "Spare the lives of the over 30,000 children due to die from starvation today or help Tebow log a symbolic 316 yards against the Steelers? Hmmm..."

   's doctor advised her to eat better, excercise more and quit drinking. Incidentally, X has out lived her last three doctor's that suggested the same thing.

   And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"

   So, I just txt'd my mom that the baby might have a black eye tomorrow. Her response? "What does the other baby look like?"

   Not even a gun range has enough good guys with a gun to stop one bad guy with a gun!

   changed the title of today from: Bill Paying Day to Check Writing Day. Yes, I am writing checks...but the bills are not necessarily gonna get paid. We'll see who posts them at the bank faster! Moooowahahahahaha

   When you say Jesus backwards it sounds just like "sausage."

   Does anyone know the over under on people getting trampled to death at the Great Wal-Mart of China next week?

   It turns out Muse is more than Musicians United for Safe Energy. It's an okay band too!

   Gas is so cheap now that Porter Ranch is giving it away!