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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I remind myself that you cant always trust Google maps
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07-31-2018 09:19
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Facebook just suggested I poke my wife.....yeah good one Facebook.....been trying for weeks!
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08-28-2018 09:05 by
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For $5 you can either get your girl approximately 2 flowers from a florist OR you can get her an ENTIRE costco rotisserie chicken. that’s all I'm sayin. the choice is yours
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10-21-2018 06:45
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I've reached the age where I meet a person I would consider "older" and then find out they're the same age as me.
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11-01-2018 05:35
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If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
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03-27-2018 20:28
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the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it
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05-22-2017 07:39
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Don’t adopt a puppy to see if you’re ready for kids. Adopt a homeless guy with diarrhea & a bunch of stories that don’t go anywhere.
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08-10-2020 08:39
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After six months of listening to people talk with masks on, I finally understand what Charlie Brown’s teacher was saying
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09-12-2020 20:46
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Elevator music bothers me on many levels
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10-18-2017 12:19
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For all those calling for "Fathers Day" to be called "Special Person's" day, you already have a day of your own. It's April 1st.
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06-06-2018 16:23
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Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
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11-10-2017 07:38
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The problem with this country is that too many people say they want Justice when they really want Revenge.
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07-13-2020 07:03
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I love talking to small children. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favorite dinosaur is.
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08-20-2017 09:27 by
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I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer. Not gonna get me again
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08-17-2020 16:33 by
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
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08-24-2020 14:41
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ME: welcome to my man cave. PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
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09-08-2020 09:57
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I just spilled my protein shake all over myself and all I’m saying is a donut would never do this to me.
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09-17-2020 07:48
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My concerns with anything having to do with the Royal Family ended in 1776.
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01-15-2020 16:50 by
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If you put the words "Let's see who reads this" at the beginning of your post it virtually guarantees that I won't.
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08-08-2018 07:12
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There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.
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12-20-2017 08:59
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