Luka Funny Status Messages

   On the other hand... You have differnt fingers

   Silence Is golden, Duct tape is sliver

   The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.

   Be the fruit loop in the cherrios of lives

   The Olympics dont matter no one will talk About It After a week

   If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

   I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night

   You cry I cry your happy I am happy you laugh I laugh you jump off a bridge I laugh even harder

   Dear Lord You have taken away my favourite actoress britney Murphy favourite Singer Mj and my favourite spokesman billy mays I just wanna say my favourite singer is lil wayne

   If I break up with you Why say I wont find anyone else like you If I wanted someone like you I wouldnt Break up with you

   How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down

   Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army

   I READ Smoking is bad So I gave up smoking I read drinkiing was bad so I gave up drinking I heard Sex Was bad so I gave up on reading

   Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end

   Good morning I see the assasins failed

   2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot

   Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life

   A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him

   People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs

   A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy