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   messageicon Has discovered why losing weight when you are older is so difficult. The fat and your body have become such good friends that they don't wan to be separated.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 20:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deny,Deny,Deny..If they aint got pictures,they aint got sh*t!
←Rate | 01-21-2012 18:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” “Yeah, just hit redial…
←Rate | 01-20-2012 23:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that" - Life
←Rate | 01-20-2012 22:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark, Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him
←Rate | 01-20-2012 22:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon The single most suspicious thing you can do when someone walks into the room is to minimize your browser
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil Wayne = 5% black. 95% tattoos.!!
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Let's talk dirty" ... "What DID YOU SAY?!" ... "I said it's 10:30...
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring Dora. That b!tch has everything in her backpack
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking “I'M GOING TO KILL.. Ah darn he's under a blanket”!!
←Rate | 01-19-2012 22:38 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” I said, “I am.”!!!
←Rate | 01-18-2012 00:26 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing in life is “fun for the whole family.”
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me????
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I've ever heard a car alarm go off for a legit reason..
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon EGSG «—- Scrambled eggs
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like "Try n' catch me bro!"
←Rate | 01-17-2012 22:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon ~• << Picture of me when I was younger, I was so cute. :D
←Rate | 01-17-2012 00:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 12:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon My head says, “Go to the gym.” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!”!
←Rate | 01-11-2012 12:27 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I look around when talking to someone because lets face it direct eye contact is weird sometimes!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 14:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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