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   I'm allergic to people with peanut allergies. I end up choking to death because thats what happens when you put a whole person in your mouth

   Does Spiderman cry every time he passes a box of Uncle Ben's rice in the supermarket?

   I bet Biggie and Tupac would be impressed by how Drake and Chris Brown are having a tweet war.

   yes, people who are incredible still have to take out the trash - Mrs. Hulk

   I always introduce the women I date to my mom right away. It would be awkward if I didn't, she's the one who drives us to the restaurant.

   I texted my girlfriend "goodnight, love you" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings.