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   messageicon They say drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life. By my calculations I died in 1985...... Cheers!!
←Rate | 10-19-2013 16:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just dropped $2 somewhere under the passenger seat in my car, so I guess I have a savings account now.
←Rate | 10-16-2013 22:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro Tip: If your EBT Card is denied... just take out your ObamaPhone and call him.
←Rate | 10-12-2013 20:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the EBT card shutdown is actually a new DIET plan created by Michelle Obama?
←Rate | 10-12-2013 19:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse than the roll out of Obamacare would be walking around barefoot in a Major League Baseball dugout....
←Rate | 10-09-2013 20:18 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tony Romo is the type of person to make a perfect cake and then drop it on the way to the table....
←Rate | 10-06-2013 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe......Obama can put his government shutdown barricades up in federal waters and block Tropical Storm Karen!?!?
←Rate | 10-03-2013 10:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess what day it is!!! Guess! What! Day! It! Is! Its Day 2 of the government shutdown and society has yet to collapse, this is exactly what the Democrats feared....
←Rate | 10-02-2013 11:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN Breaking news: Due to Government Shutdown, all the aliens in Area 51 have been released......
←Rate | 10-01-2013 10:25 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN Breaking news: Grand Canyon is closed, please don't look if you are driving or flying through.....
←Rate | 10-01-2013 09:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
←Rate | 10-01-2013 09:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn it!! I wish I had some fireworks for the government shutdown tonight.....
←Rate | 09-30-2013 20:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will be taking part in the looting and anarchy that's sure to come with tonight's government shutdown......
←Rate | 09-30-2013 18:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing my drug dealer delivers rain, sleet or government shutdown......
←Rate | 09-30-2013 17:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do Obama phones immediately quit working if the government shuts down? Asking for a friend......
←Rate | 09-28-2013 18:52 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon If the Government shuts down who will spy on me?
←Rate | 09-28-2013 09:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy first day of fall! ¡ƃuıɹds ɟo ʎɐp ʇsɹıɟ ʎddɐH
←Rate | 09-22-2013 09:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't Obamaknow and I don't Obamacare......
←Rate | 09-20-2013 16:27 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon The media is a weapon of mass destruction....
←Rate | 09-03-2013 15:49 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Syria plan: Give weapons to both sides. Let them annihilate each other. Smoke a cigar with Benjamin Netanyahu....
←Rate | 08-31-2013 15:07 by sully Comments (0)  




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