Prince Shawn Funny Status Messages

   success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

   Stop looking for things and people who you think will make your life perfect, and start looking for the things and people that make your life WORTH IT!

   frequently has conversations with women who know how hot they are, but apparently very little else.

   If you are going to cheat, make sure she isn't wearing glitter.

   tries to accept the things he can't change and change the things he can't accept.

   can't help but wonder just how different the world would be if people's pants actually caught on fire when they lied. 0 up, 0 down

   If you are going to have loud sex, make sure the guy isn't the loudest one.

   thinks it is always a good idea to know someone's giving-to-receiving ratio before dating them.

   avoids going to museums for fear he will get stuck overnight when everything comes alive.

   likes The Walking Dead, but there is way too much character development and not enough character devourment.

   doesn't get why sex is often referred to as 'sleeping with someone'. Do it right and neither one of you will be getting much sleep that night.

   Would go play on the playground, but doesn't have anyone to push him on the swings or sit on the see saw with

   his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him

   Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life

   for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.

   after all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.

   disappointed that 25% of prostitutes use Facebook to solicit clients and not a single one has ever contacted him!

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.

   too avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

   Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?