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   messageicon Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 01:03 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got to it first.
←Rate | 12-26-2012 20:57 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manny Pacquiao should audition to play the Dead Body on The First 48..
←Rate | 12-10-2012 12:34 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 13:58 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 18:56 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maury needs to lock the Door so those Chicks can't run backstage.. Face it bithc
←Rate | 11-03-2012 15:33 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones.
←Rate | 11-01-2012 17:49 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a guy can f¥ck you for a year straight and still not like one thing about you
←Rate | 10-31-2012 01:59 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That very very sad moment when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it's really just a cleverly disguised oatmeal raisin cookie.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 18:10 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roger Clemens is coming back to baseball at age 50. Proof that if you work hard and live right you'll lose your roster spot to Clemens.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 13:36 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the faatt h oezss that only take pics from the neck up .... good try but I'm a master a detecting hippos
←Rate | 10-28-2012 23:09 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bands will make her dance, Food Stamps will make her twerk. But if Romne why becomes president, yall hos will have to work.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 14:14 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
←Rate | 10-25-2012 02:23 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.
←Rate | 10-23-2012 21:16 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened
←Rate | 10-16-2012 22:29 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What kinda shoe do pedoophiles wear? White vans.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 02:30 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE QUESTION ISN'T Who Won Debate? THE QUESTION IS Who Swallowed DE-BATE!
←Rate | 10-09-2012 14:45 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon BABY MAMA has replaced the word "WIFE"
←Rate | 10-06-2012 11:34 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Niki Minaj.
←Rate | 10-05-2012 17:50 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Homeless Sign Would Say "I Bet You $10 That You'll Read This"
←Rate | 09-25-2012 22:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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