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   messageicon I am glad McDonalds doesn't sell hotdogs! I would hate to order a McWeiner!...And don't even get me started on Super Size!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 16:54 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line infront of me with the food stamps!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 13:49 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad Gun! Bad Gun!....Shame on you for making criminals do those bad things!.......And then those Forks that are making me Fat!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 13:31 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (1)  


   messageicon Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 13:06 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to leave the paperboy a tip! I left some at the end of the driveway, in the bushes,by the sprinkler, everywhere but my at my front door!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 10:10 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way Police check to see if you're wearing your seat belt they should do to make sure ''Certain'' people are wearing Condoms!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 10:00 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon At a Hotal a Man accidentally bumps into a Woman beside him and as he does his elbow touches her Brea$t. The man says ''Ma'am if your heart is as soft as your brea$t I know you'll forgive me!'' Her ''If your Pen!$ is as hard as your elbow I'm in room 436
←Rate | 07-25-2012 09:07 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 08:49 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (1)  


   messageicon Chick-fil-a announced today they have a new policy concerning patrons! ....Men will no longer be able to share their ''Nuggets!''
←Rate | 07-25-2012 08:37 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon The view of your Bedroom is perfect from this tree!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 08:10 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon it poontang or puddingtang?.....I need to know real fast this English Composition is due today!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 08:08 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 08:07 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries.......
←Rate | 07-25-2012 08:05 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never in my life have I ever seen someone so excited to take a sh!t!----Those Bears in the Charmin commercial
←Rate | 07-25-2012 07:50 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ''Combo''!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 07:24 by Abraham lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''Please punch in your account number, phone number,and the last four digits of your social security, so I can transfer you so they can ask you for those same numbers again!''
←Rate | 07-24-2012 17:25 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Archie Buinker & George Jefferson together again......in a much better place!!!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 16:55 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sherman Hemsley(George Jeferson) has passed on! In his own words he would probably say ''Somehow a Honky is behind this!!!''
←Rate | 07-24-2012 16:34 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon How did flying babies in diapers wielding Bow & Arrows ever become a symbol of love?!!!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 16:01 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relax........Let's get back to the important things in life! Like stealing eachothers status!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 12:12 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  




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