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   messageicon Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:02 by Heather25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets
←Rate | 12-07-2010 12:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year
←Rate | 12-12-2010 10:19 by Gatto Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just learned that to burn off the calories from 1 M&M you have to walk the length of a football field. BRB I have to run to China.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 18:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.
←Rate | 12-25-2010 10:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My buddy Jim has an impressive New Year's resolution. No more sex, no beer, no football, no nights out with the guys and no looking at other women. He's getting married tonight!!
←Rate | 12-31-2010 08:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?
←Rate | 01-02-2011 20:40 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon So the Packers beat the Eagles. They might beat the Falcons. Then possibly the Seahawks and then meet the Ravens in the SuperBowl... Wow! All those teams would be in a Fowl mood !
←Rate | 01-09-2011 21:37 by @Footer Comments (1)  

   messageicon Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 00:27 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Worst football performance by a Brady since Marcia.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 18:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my field of dreams would be a football field built in a field barley made into beer to serve free of charge at the games.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 21:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon all of a sudden everyone is a football expert
←Rate | 01-24-2011 14:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men in 20's play football, men in 30's play cricket and men in their 40's play Golf. Have you noticed the older the men the smaller the balls?
←Rate | 01-31-2011 11:05 Comments (2)  

   messageicon A bunch of pro bowlers played a football game last night... wow, what an impressive bunch of two-sport athletes!
←Rate | 01-31-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:59 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cinematic Superbowl commercial trailers. Really America?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 22:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ╔═══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════╗ ♥ SEX, ALCOHOL & FOOTBALL - IT'S SUPER BOWL WEEKEND!!!!!!!! ♥ ╚═══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══
←Rate | 02-05-2011 12:33 Comments (0)  

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