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   messageicon Just tried to change my password to 'Twilight,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there's too many useless characters.
←Rate | 05-29-2013 17:29 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poor (adj.) When you have too much month at the end of your money
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:01 by zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman can be satisfied with 3 inches.. it doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:02 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always chase joggers with my car to motivate them.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:04 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cut myself while shaving today, because who has time to do both?
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:10 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a fridge magnet and it's working great. I have 10 fridges so far.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:12 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon █████████████████████ Take that prism!
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:18 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me old fashioned, but on some nights there's nothing quite like curling up next to my kindle fire with a good eBook.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:21 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have an entitlement problem. I have a problem with not getting everything I want out of life.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:18 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon You offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore?
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:22 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only these walls could talk -- then I wouldn't be drinking all by myself.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:23 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't think of it as 5-day-old pizza you found in the fridge, think of it as...pizza jerky.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:32 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't make annoying passive aggressive statuses, unlike some people I know.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 17:37 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
←Rate | 10-05-2013 01:08 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold Miley Cyrus got her toungue stuck on her wrecking ball
←Rate | 01-08-2014 12:45 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold you'd rather listen to Bieber than walk outside
←Rate | 01-08-2014 12:46 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping
←Rate | 01-11-2015 20:58 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon who needs people when you got pizza
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:00 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with "witty" sayings that he bought from jcpenney.
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:01 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:02 by Zinc Comments (0)  




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