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   messageicon Who had a better Sunday, Phillip Seymour Hoffman or Peyton Manning???
←Rate | 02-03-2014 12:22 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how the russians are so anti gay, yet they got a metal in mens figure skating
←Rate | 02-07-2014 10:55 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's more shocking than finding out Shirley Temple has died? Finding out Shirley Temple was still alive.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 10:37 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad I have work today. Who wants to celebrate Presidents' Day with this dude in office? In any case, happy bday month to George and Abe. You guys were pretty awesome.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 12:43 by Joseph Robert Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just realized that with all this ice lately, technically I'm walking on water too, so take that Jesus!
←Rate | 02-19-2014 14:33 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon some of you people are taking the term Fat Tuesday way too seriously
←Rate | 03-04-2014 07:33 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earth Day sounds like birthday, and that just makes me want cake. So thanks for making me fat Earth Day
←Rate | 04-22-2014 13:25 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've officially met everyone's mother yesterday via Facebook so I'm pretty sure that takes me out of the friend zone here ladies
←Rate | 05-12-2014 08:52 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women need to learn how to use Snapchat. It's only for sexting, I don't want to see pictures of your feet or your new perm
←Rate | 05-15-2014 13:36 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait until all these 100 days of happiness people get to day 69. Maybe then my news feed will finally be interesting
←Rate | 05-27-2014 10:30 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think after the World Cup they all have orange slices and drink capri suns after the game and then their moms pick them up in their minivans? ‪#‎SoccerSucks‬
←Rate | 06-16-2014 11:36 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing my favorite game today, Gun Shots or Fireworks?
←Rate | 07-04-2014 10:38 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If ya can't beat them, kill 'em" -Tony Stewart
←Rate | 08-10-2014 11:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally brings some authenticity to his movie, Dead Poets Society don't ya think?
←Rate | 08-11-2014 19:19 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Joan Rivers. She was 80 years old. Her nose was 31, and her lips sadly were only 22. So young!
←Rate | 09-04-2014 15:08 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biden's son, another example of someone out douching their douchey parent
←Rate | 10-17-2014 07:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year
←Rate | 12-02-2014 12:48 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a shame that all these die-in protesters aren't actually dying
←Rate | 12-09-2014 11:21 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to put all the girls I slept with in one room to see if they can figure out what they all had in common
←Rate | 01-13-2015 14:35 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon #OscarsGoWhite??? More N igs just crying b/c they want something they don't deserve. What BS!
←Rate | 01-16-2015 07:36 by Joseph Robert Comments (2)  




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