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   messageicon If young girls ruled the world there would be no wars. They would be too busy obsessing about Twilight and Justin beiber to do anything violent.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:58 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police officer says "Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence against you." Your answer should always be "Please don't hit me again officer"
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:24 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember a couple years ago when everybody thought Tom Cruise was losing his marbles? Looks like Charlie Sheen has set the new standard for celiberty craziness .Better tell Oprah to hide the couch.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 10:42 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy from kentucky won a 60 million dollar jackpot recently. He said he's going to split all the money with his wife and sister. Wow, that's one lucky woman.
←Rate | 03-03-2011 09:12 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never open a email with the attachment " Charlie Sheen footage". It's not a virus or anything,but lets face it, we've all had enough of that idiot lately.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:18 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki is going to be hosting WWE raw on monday. Finally, a good match for Hornswoggle
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:31 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching wrestling. Kinda tired of hearing the fans yell "WHAT???" That catchphrase was old years ago. DAMN YOU STEVE AUSTIN! ;) ;) ;)
←Rate | 03-13-2011 16:14 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm swearing off energy drinks! The last one left me so buzzed,I ended up out in my yard for hours freaking out about a double rainbow!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 13:18 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I made sushi for my dinner today. I was missing some ingrediants though, so I substituted the fish with ham, the wasabi with mustard and the rice with two slices of bread. Yum! Good sushi!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 13:19 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words of wisdom #1: Never buy brownies at Snoop Dogs bake sale.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 13:20 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that old Paris Hilton song "Stars are blind" today. Still stinks! Listening to that song is probily more painful than getting a prostate exam from Freddy Kruger!
←Rate | 03-16-2011 17:55 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate some green cheese yesterday, thinking it was green for St Patricks day. Turns out it was just really bad cheese! I've been sitting on this toilet for 14 hours.
←Rate | 03-18-2011 06:43 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
←Rate | 03-25-2011 12:27 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just saw a commercial for the new movie "Hop". I don't think I'll ever look at jellybeans the same way again! ;)
←Rate | 03-31-2011 13:03 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at Camp Crystal Lake, being followed by this huge guy in a hockey mask holding a machete. He must be following us to make sure we're safe. Gee, what a nice guy.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 14:25 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fortunatly the end of the world didn't occur today. Sam and Frodo managed to reach Mount Doom and destroy the ring of power. Golemn didn't make it though.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 21:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon To that person who long, long ago, first looked at coffee beans and thought "You know, I bet we could make some kind of hot drink out of these things!", I THANK YOU. VERY VERY MUCH! :)
←Rate | 06-22-2011 13:31 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Definition of a guy who knows nothing about women: A guy who thinks PMS is that american tv channel that shows like Nova and Antiques Roadshow come on.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 13:34 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many cool gadgets around. The iPad, iPhone, iPod, etc. It's strange though, none of the electronics stores seem to have this iCarly thing that the kids are all talking about.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 08:44 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how a blue fish with memory trouble can be such a great motivational speaker! "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming".
←Rate | 07-13-2011 20:54 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  




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