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   messageicon Dear Obama, It's ok..... No one believes in me anymore either. Sincerely, Santa
←Rate | 12-05-2011 14:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Albert Pujols $250M baseball contract is totally unfair. He should give some of those $ to players who aren't nearly as good. WTF, we should occupy his house.......
←Rate | 12-08-2011 13:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm lovin' my new Air Jordans even if they do smell like Pepper Spray..........
←Rate | 12-28-2011 13:35 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still hoping Nike will one day come out with an Air Jordan belt....
←Rate | 12-28-2011 13:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what Rebecca Black thinks of Samoa skipping out on Friday?.......
←Rate | 12-30-2011 04:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice that the douchebag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year?.......
←Rate | 12-31-2011 07:37 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey..........all the political and media people are in Iowa. If we could somehow fence it off, this is our chance to start a new society. Who's down???
←Rate | 01-03-2012 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon You guys see the Casey Anthony video diary yet? I think she's grown. She looks like the kind of person you could start, and then murder a family with.......
←Rate | 01-05-2012 10:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony referred to her computer as "something I can call mine". OMG!! That means she's going to kill her computer next, not the dog.....
←Rate | 01-05-2012 12:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Red Cross called and asked if I could donate to the Huntsville, Alabama floods. I told them that I would, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of my driveway....
←Rate | 01-12-2012 07:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Captain Coward's excuse that he "fell into a lifeboat" is heading into "the dog ate my homework" territory.....Don'y you think?
←Rate | 01-18-2012 06:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reminder - Valentine's Day is only a couple weeks away, it's not too late to break up..........
←Rate | 01-23-2012 21:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl Scout cookies are a lot like crack. Only instead of a creepy sweatsuit wearing thug taking the cash, it's a cute kid with freckles & braces.........
←Rate | 02-23-2012 20:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate all my girl scout cookies : ( , roughly the weight of two girl scouts.......
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:37 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodnight.......I have to get up early to siphon gas from my Mexican neighbors lawnmower just to get to work tomorrow.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 22:23 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon True Fact: The Shamrock Shake at McDonald's taste like leprechaun vomit, and it makes your turd green..........
←Rate | 03-17-2012 13:04 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words of wisdom - if you take a bath when you're high on cocaine, make sure you wear a life jacket.......
←Rate | 03-22-2012 18:04 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon just had the new Doritos taco........, but I still don't get the ad where they drive 900 miles to buy one. Why not just buy a bag of Doritos and pour yard waste in it?
←Rate | 03-28-2012 20:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depending on whether I win the Mega Millions..... I'll either be having my birthday party this year at the Space Station or the local VFW. Standby
←Rate | 03-30-2012 14:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a great joke, but Ryan Leaf stole it......
←Rate | 04-02-2012 13:12 by sully Comments (0)  




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