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   messageicon why don't they just make a James Bond Television Series? Because if you think about it, there's already enough movies to make one season."
←Rate | 09-12-2010 12:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will take a chance, I will Dance until the Day I Die, I will never look back.. Did I really need Katy Perry to tell me all that? No, But after watchin' her music video. I will dream like a teenager tonight."
←Rate | 09-19-2010 23:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates that kids complain about video games for "Loading"... Back in my day we had to blow the sh*t out of games just to play'em and even then it was a gamble to work. So kids, Shut up!"
←Rate | 09-30-2010 01:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi, I'm chucky! wanna play?"
←Rate | 10-01-2010 10:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never really realise how sexy a nerd, dork or tomboy can be until you see them in a Halloween Costume.."
←Rate | 10-01-2010 14:37 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boys have to put forth real effort to get laid, while all girls have to do is stand bra-less in the wind."
←Rate | 10-05-2010 13:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (2)  


   messageicon still gets Rick Roll'd on youtube every once in awhile."
←Rate | 10-05-2010 17:56 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 19:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 20:16 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this right, I cant legally smoke marajuana, yet I can go to my local gun store and buy a Semi Automatic Machine Gun, a couple of grenades and all the ammo I want? Now who's the one that's been smoking something here?"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon All right, let's solve this once and for all. It was ME who pushed Humpty Dumpty, I also took Little Bo Peeps sheep for ransom, I was the one who let the dogs out and stole the cookies from the cookie jar. So there!!"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear."
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; if I die before I wake ... will someone please delete my internet browser history."
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Can't find my phone! Could you call it? Oh wait, it was only in my pocket.. haha got you're Number!"
←Rate | 11-12-2010 12:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!"
←Rate | 11-17-2010 12:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (6)  


   messageicon putting on his mistletoe belt buckle!" .
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:13 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...just heard that Tampax is replacing the strings with tinsel this month. ...Ladies, get them soon, supplies only last for the Christmas period!"
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon you know you've been going to alot of bars lately when you walk into a local McDonald's to buy a burger and accidently hand the guy at the register you're I.D."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon says This Christmas, let's put misteltoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our..."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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