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   messageicon Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips
←Rate | 09-13-2010 18:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says "Dyslexics are teople poo"
←Rate | 09-18-2010 13:17 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna know why god invented the womens belly button? So you have a place to put your gum on the way down!
←Rate | 09-27-2010 12:22 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, pay attention ... sperm is made up of anger, stress, and anxiety ... best way to keep a man happy is to rid them of this negativity ... regularly!!!
←Rate | 09-27-2010 12:24 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not fat, I'm kidnap proof
←Rate | 10-01-2010 11:17 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to look for the meaning of life, first place I'm gunna check is this bottle of vodka
←Rate | 10-03-2010 12:33 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon just kissed my man, stepped outside, closed my eyes, took a deep breath of fresh air, sipped my coffee, looked up, waved to neighbor, perfect morning! What could go wrong? Crap! forgot to put pants on!
←Rate | 10-04-2010 15:00 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a bottle and puberty?? .........A bottle has already hit Justin Bieber!!
←Rate | 10-07-2010 17:24 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she fu@ks like she complains, you're in for a treat!!
←Rate | 10-08-2010 16:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
←Rate | 10-08-2010 16:57 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone changes their relationship status to "It's complicated." it always means that they don't know which hand to use...
←Rate | 10-08-2010 17:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon ink I am gonna celebrate Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I'll invite everyone in my neighborhood to my house, have an enormous feast, and then kill them and take their land. Happy Thanksgiving CANADA!!
←Rate | 10-10-2010 13:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 13:31 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Skort, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass
←Rate | 10-13-2010 16:08 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 16:54 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon has just realized it doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full...either way it just means there is still room for more vodka!
←Rate | 10-15-2010 18:57 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon **when I die don't write "R.I.P" on my grave. . write "B.R.B"**
←Rate | 10-21-2010 13:40 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Laundry, my old nemesis…so we meet again. And I see you have brought your sidekick, Dirty Dishes with you. Well played evil villian, well played.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only one who gets the urge to kick small children when I see them walking really slowly in front of me?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  




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