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   messageicon "Aaaaaachhooo!" "Bless you.." "Aaacchhoooooo!" "Bless you!" "Aaaccchhoooooo!" "Dude what the hell?! youre jus pushing it now!"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" Yeah? "So is a grenade!"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:08 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to open a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too sexy that if you go out with just one person, everybody will get jealous & depressed therefore killing themselves.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up..
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I just saw you on tv" "OH MY GOD what channel?" "Animal planet"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 20:01 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its stupid when someone texts you first and they never reply after you text them back..
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear anyone who can finish an eraser, chapstick, and a pencil, without losing it: You're my idol!
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember when I was a kid I went on the computer just to use paint. :)
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since the commercial, I've always wanted to jump on a Tempur-pedic bed with a glass full of wine.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:36 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Press a toy in the store* *won't stop making noises *slowly walk away*
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeaaaa... LMFAO :D
←Rate | 11-12-2011 15:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hmm, I should throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 22:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 18:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you!!!!
←Rate | 11-13-2011 20:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nobody Dates Anymore, Everybody has a ``Thing" with someone
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable, it's probably not.... and we should definitely hang out :)
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number than that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friend: Whatcha eating? Me: alphabet soup. Friend: looks like spaghetti to me. Me: It's in Arabic
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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