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   messageicon Am I the only one who thinks that they should be a bracket style tournament for the gangs on Gangland? I would definitely put the DVR to some good use. .
←Rate | 12-03-2010 13:28 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫♫♫ If.. yourrrr happy and you know it share you meds. (clap, clap) If your happy and you know it share you meds. (clap, clap) If your happy and you know it then a pi$$ test will clearly show it. If your happy and you know it share you meds. ♫♫
←Rate | 10-17-2011 01:07 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone make an I-phone app that can tell me what my blood alcohol level is. 
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:57 by ff1241 Comments (2)  


   messageicon so awesome that "The Most Interesting Man in The World" is jealous.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 21:29 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon please don't get your last minute presents from a gas station. If you do rembe Grandma gets the candy or the beef jerky not the condoms. Don't ask me how I know this.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:01 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon New game. We go out and get like 20 Tazers and play Tazer tag.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 02:58 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NOTE: The term "Proper Sense" has now replaced the term "Common Sense" because Common Sense is NOT so common anymore!
←Rate | 06-01-2011 03:00 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a Red Bull kind of day.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 03:15 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That time after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and mexican polka.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 21:41 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will not apologize for being awesome.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 23:26 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell you have been on the road too long when you pull out the key fob that opens up your car doors and keep hitting the button trying to open the front door to the house.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 03:56 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon comment "An acute failure of the victim selection process." next time someone post the video of the fat kid body slaming the little bully
←Rate | 03-20-2011 03:28 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because I have a bullhorn and you do not! Your fancy book learnin' should've taught you that the strong do what they want, and the weak endure what they must.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 22:58 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know that you work too much when you count hours off and not days off.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 21:59 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Again, I can't hear you, because… I HAVE A BULLHORN
←Rate | 12-01-2010 22:59 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the larger amount of stupid people I get to deal with on a daily basis, I thought lobotomies came back in style .
←Rate | 03-26-2012 03:03 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out what smoking is good for. Yuppie repellent. I'm now going to invest in a box of cigars.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 02:03 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would really hate to be a politician...mostly because I couldn't say "fock you, a55hole" any time that I felt like it. :)
←Rate | 05-04-2011 01:52 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I need to get a santa suit and walk into the strip club to see what the girls will to do santa to get off the naughty list.
←Rate | 12-06-2011 22:38 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If its Friday night and she lifts up her skirt and her panties say Saturday. She is staying the night.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 22:49 by ff1241 Comments (0)  



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