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   messageicon Don't you hate it when people start a whole conversation off you're status? C'mon guys, get a WALL!"
←Rate | 11-18-2010 18:56 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎I don't remember anything from last night. Somebody must've put something in my drink". Yeah. If this was a game of Clue I'd have to go with "the bartender, In the club, with the vodka."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why Dora never tells her parents about the fox that keeps stalking her."
←Rate | 07-19-2010 23:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.”
←Rate | 02-18-2010 21:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon well, I was going to Google something.. but ended up playing the electric piano instead. Thanks Google."
←Rate | 05-23-2012 01:34 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I sneeze and you're sitting next to me, it is acceptable to bless me. If I sneeze and you're 50 feet across the room from me, no need to shout at me unless you're the pope."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many input boxes. Ever go to search for a girl on facebook and set her name as your status instead? Me either."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:54 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon During a particularly rough storm the other night, local weatherman advised getting into your bathtub, covering yourself with a heavy blanket and wearing a bicycle helmet. I am ONLY watching that channel's news from now on..."
←Rate | 06-07-2011 11:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon still wants to know if everybody's still attending my Huge Orgy Party held on December 21, 2012 at my place?"
←Rate | 08-18-2010 23:16 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna Flirt with you. And Your gonna Love it and I'm gonna Love You. so Why Don't We Just Cut the Crap.. Go Back to my house right now and just have sex."
←Rate | 09-30-2009 10:36 by Dylan Bosch | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon running around the house with a towel tied around his neck with only his boxers on and a Giant "S" written on his Chest Yelling "This Looks Like a Job for..."
←Rate | 09-29-2009 16:47 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere, right now.. One of my Facebook friends is already drunk!"
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait to see who's all going to be single on my facebook after the 4th of July!"
←Rate | 07-04-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gotta get outta this funk, I've somehow lost my spunk. I'm not cheery, or happy, and I hate feeling crappy. Perhaps I should just get drunk!"
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.. Happy St. Patty's Day!!"
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first Monday night game in Detroit in almost 10 years and the Lions aren't even playing in it!"
←Rate | 12-12-2010 12:43 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon justin bieber is still alive :(
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think the Man in the Yellow Hat mentions George on his Internet dating profile?"
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon absof*ckinloutely, posif*ckintively, irrif*ckingtated!!!!"
←Rate | 05-12-2011 13:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a cold. it makes my voice sound like a sexy pirate."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 19:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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