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   messageicon Well, if this apocalypse doesn't work out, I hear there's a Jamaican calender that ends on 4/20 next year....
←Rate | 12-20-2012 21:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon St. Patrick Pro Tip: Clean your toilet now!! You may be face down in it later........
←Rate | 03-17-2013 14:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of folks are going to be upset that the Zimmerman jury didn't come to a verdict tonight. A prime weekend looting night, down the drain..
←Rate | 07-12-2013 18:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon NJ Gov Christie has cancelled Halloween… people are being asked to send any previously purchased Candy to the Office of the Governor.
←Rate | 10-31-2012 13:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatever...... The kids table is more fun anyway.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's put Congress in front of Oprah...
←Rate | 01-15-2013 15:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing my drug dealer delivers rain, sleet or government shutdown......
←Rate | 09-30-2013 17:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Red Cross taking donations for disaster relief...... Text "Irish"
←Rate | 01-08-2013 08:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log inn and start posting. Hello, darlings.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 01:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon NO, I'm not drinking alone. I'm here with all of my Facebook friends! That counts.....Yes it does!!
←Rate | 05-23-2013 10:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Reality TV star Rod Blagojevich to move from NBC's 'Celebrity Apprentice' to MSNBC's 'Lockdown'.........
←Rate | 06-27-2011 15:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just went outside and I'm completely swarmed by jobs. All over me. Can't get them off.......Help
←Rate | 10-05-2012 13:08 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me. Anyone know when the Occupy Hooters rally starts?
←Rate | 10-14-2011 10:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing that could make this Weiner story more perfect is if it turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby....
←Rate | 06-08-2011 18:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Lindsay Lohan : (not really, I'm just practicing.......
←Rate | 06-15-2012 19:14 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - Remember to set your clocks forward an hour this weekend because we can only afford 23 hours a day now due to the sequester......
←Rate | 03-08-2013 11:09 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon No special plans tonight, but I'm thinking about throwing rocks at a foreign embassy and then grilling some burgers. Hit me up if you wanna join? My mom is coming too....
←Rate | 09-14-2012 13:39 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl Scout cookies are a lot like crack. Only instead of a creepy sweatsuit wearing thug taking the cash, it's a cute kid with freckles & braces.........
←Rate | 02-23-2012 20:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Nancy Grace is the first woman to ever experience blue balls....
←Rate | 07-05-2011 14:35 by sully Comments (0)  



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