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   messageicon When you ask a person in a strange town for directions why do they say 'I haven't got a clue'? Don't they understand that you want directions instead of clues?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend told me she wanted me to choke her during sex, I asked her; whats wrong with during dinner?
←Rate | 03-06-2021 09:28 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 23:29 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:11 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't always finish my sentences but when ido...
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always make sense but when I do idont
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my wife corrects me,so I said to her "Sarah I want a divorce" she responds with "my name is Debbie"
←Rate | 12-02-2021 00:40 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are a lot like trees they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe
←Rate | 01-05-2018 00:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
←Rate | 01-05-2018 00:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon my girlfriend thinks I am in capable of being faithful my wife on the other hand.
←Rate | 10-21-2018 12:27 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to my local library yesterday, and asked: “Have you got a book on handling rejection without killing?”
←Rate | 10-21-2018 12:34 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many people leave their bodies to science, I wanna leave my body to accounting
←Rate | 02-15-2022 18:58 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a friebd that is both gay and lactose intolerant, I call him the non dairy queen
←Rate | 03-29-2022 21:21 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad always told me "Theres 4 kinds of people, Those who can count and those who cant"
←Rate | 10-26-2022 23:15 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two types of people in this world, those who finish a joke and those that
←Rate | 09-29-2022 12:17 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personally I am happily married, unfortunately my wife is not
←Rate | 08-11-2022 02:25 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do asians do when they have Erections? Vote
←Rate | 10-16-2022 18:29 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon "i refuse to get a microchip implanted in me by means of a vaccine needle" okay? And? thats like saying "i refuse to swallow motor oil by means of drinking milk"
←Rate | 08-03-2021 02:46 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw this kid dressed as Dracula so I played along and stabbed him with a wooden stake, his mom was not happy
←Rate | 10-31-2022 23:22 by Luka Comments (0)  




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