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   messageicon Bryan Brown ‎"Can I see your phone??" SURE.. Just don't look in my contacts.... or my texts... or my pics.. or my videos... or my.. you know what just give me my damn phone back.. #Mr.Brown
←Rate | 08-22-2012 20:00 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I need a catch phrase after sex...Something like "You've just been blessed!!" or "And now you know...And knowing is half the battle!!" or my personal favorite "Shazaam!!"
←Rate | 07-21-2011 19:39 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is never wrong...Especially when that love is between two young carefree ladies who have wandering hands and a deep curiosity for experimentation...Yea that's some real love :)
←Rate | 06-27-2011 21:20 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am the kind of guy that likes to turn a woman on with a sexy dance.. Dances like "The Cabbage Patch" and "The Roger Rabbit", trust me it gets them wet... Normally wet from tears because they are laughing so hard but wet is wet...
←Rate | 01-25-2014 17:27 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was invisible I would be the most Boobie feelinest..Bank robbinest...person this side of the mississippi....Nite yall
←Rate | 06-15-2011 03:10 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found a $5 bill in some old pants from middle school...Do you know how many rectangle pizzas with the cube pepperoni I could have bought with that?? Or better yet some mutha-f^ckin Chicken Rings...
←Rate | 10-28-2011 19:11 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once could hear everything but your cries..but now I cant hear anything but your silence....
←Rate | 12-23-2010 01:11 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im not tryin to start no controversy but wouldn't some pizza combos and a cream soda hit the spot right now?
←Rate | 11-29-2010 16:53 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel for those straving kids when I see those feed the children commercials...But when they show those kids and the lil fly comes and lands on there heads its a lil over the top..Cuz I dont care how hungry you are you got enough energy to knock a fly aw
←Rate | 01-10-2011 13:23 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont send me no questions to my inbox...Cuz I aint answering them...I aint yo Magic 8-ball...
←Rate | 11-15-2010 18:05 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those peeps out there are actin crazy..I had to hit someone over the head wit a frozen turkey...But that old lady had it comin cuz that will be the last time she runs over my foot wit her wheelchair....
←Rate | 11-24-2010 19:33 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life..." You know now that I'm older this circle of life doesn't really seem that balanced... Especially if your the antelope
←Rate | 10-03-2011 15:41 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I heard women have like a sixth sense to tell what a guy is thinking about..And I wanna see if its true...So what am I thinking abou tright now??...(. )( .)...Give up??
←Rate | 07-11-2011 19:43 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing the Jerk....its a dance...To be honest I could jerk it all day...And I dont ever see myself gettin tired doin it...And its a good workout too..I mean my arm is already gettin tired...And I only been jerking for a couple of mins now..I love dancing
←Rate | 06-18-2011 22:34 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont let the ladies fool you cuz deep down they know they need us men...If not for the orgygasims then at least for are ability too kill spiders and open jars...
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:20 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really am glad those Egypt people got they freedom....But let a Mo Fo hit me with a rock and wez gonna have some problems....
←Rate | 02-13-2011 12:21 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon WTF...It should be illegally for a woman to have a nice ass body with a Not so nice face... Its like when GOD was creating her he thought too himself, "You know what would be real funny...." #Mr.Brown
←Rate | 05-21-2012 12:25 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon If milk goes to $8 a gallon its gonna be hard for you ladies to trust anymore.. Cuz you always gonna wonder if he really likes you for you or cuz he loves him some Lucky Charms...
←Rate | 12-09-2013 19:00 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


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