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   messageicon The only time I wouldn't mind being buried alive is if were under a pile of money.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 07:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow's going to be great.....Discount candy.
←Rate | 02-14-2012 20:26 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my right hand a Valentines Day card. Had to sign it with my left hand so it will be a surprise.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 10:51 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fun thing about Facebook is......none you know if I'm naked or not.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 11:46 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gotta love Facebook. I can update my status, post pictures and even chat with numerous people.....and nobody knows I'm not wearing any pants.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 19:48 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's all fun and games...unless there's cookies, then it's serious
←Rate | 06-18-2011 09:42 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon My daily workout?........ running late for work
←Rate | 03-22-2012 11:31 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had breakfast at Waffle House, as I was leaving the waitress said "Have a waffly day". Now I'm thinking great, a whole day of indecision.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 09:29 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried that "Take a laxative to stop coughing, you'll be afraid to cough" remedy. It was going great....until I sneezed.
←Rate | 12-30-2012 08:27 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm taking a First Aid training course with CPR this afternoon. Starting tomorrow you can address me as Doctor.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:44 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dog was licking his nuts. My friend said "I wish I could do that". I said "You better pet him first, he's kind of mean".
←Rate | 11-20-2011 16:55 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm having doubts about that dehydrated water I bought for my plastic plants.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 14:56 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 14:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas prices are so high...I saw a street gang doing a walk-by
←Rate | 02-29-2012 09:28 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a bumper sticker today that said "I(heart) Duck"...it tastes like chicken. I said "No it doesn't". Then I realized I was talking to a bumper sticker.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 17:02 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a sign that said "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn't.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:56 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy asked girl "Does the carpet match the drapes?" she says, "Nope, hardwood floors"
←Rate | 09-21-2011 15:47 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow....turns out I'm NOT a Ninja. That really hurt.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 08:07 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo. I don't see what the big deal is. The Mexicans were victorious over the French.........who can't beat the French
←Rate | 05-05-2012 08:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugh Hefner is getting married again, to a 26 year old. If I were to marry someone that much younger than me, I'm 54, I would have to wait another six years for her to be born.
←Rate | 12-03-2012 07:49 by K-Mac Comments (0)  



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