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   messageicon Success is 1% inspiration 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
←Rate | 02-09-2016 14:02 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was that "wadup yo" directed at me? Euah. Okay, well, I think that was a yes... No brah, you may not "axe" me a question. I don't speak hood. Now pull up your pants! How are idiots like this in college? Friggen STUPID!
←Rate | 10-08-2014 19:21 by John Y Comments (2)  


   messageicon I don't remember how the saying goes, but I think it's Rum before Whiskey, before Vodka, = Heart Palpitations.
←Rate | 07-26-2015 11:10 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon The money I'm saving by not having a girlfriend on valentines day will most likely be spent on booze to help me through these trying and lonely times.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 14:37 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess Monica Lewinsky is trying to sell herself as some sort of crusader against cyber bullying. I'm glad she found a new calling, she blew her chances at a political career!
←Rate | 10-27-2014 22:10 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember simpler times, when George Michael was straight, Prince was gay, and Catholic Priests could be trusted with young boys.
←Rate | 01-17-2015 17:19 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon You should learn from the past, live for today, and look forward to tomorrow... I'm gonna take a nap!
←Rate | 01-19-2015 16:02 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found some old "coupons" I got from an ex for a birthday. Any of you ladies take competitor's coupons?
←Rate | 01-19-2015 16:30 by John Y Comments (2)  


   messageicon Why is it always "did you drink all of the beer", instead of, "hey thanks for cleaning out that drawer in the refrigerator"?
←Rate | 01-19-2015 15:40 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had a WTF moment when Adele stoped singing and immediately turned into Mrs. Doubtfire. I also just learned that she has a potty mouth, and I like it!
←Rate | 12-23-2015 21:31 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon You people can keep blaming your weight/waist or tight fitting clothes on the holidays if you want, but I am not going to lie to myself or others. I was fat in August!
←Rate | 01-19-2015 15:27 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 out of 10 men prefer women, and that other guy, well he prefers one of those 9 men.
←Rate | 03-21-2016 14:33 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you call vocabulary, others may call jargon, gibberish, lingo or slang...but its all the same to me.
←Rate | 12-29-2014 15:16 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not the heat, it's the humidity...That's just dumb, and it shows your stupidity!
←Rate | 07-28-2016 16:33 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a thought...How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
←Rate | 03-06-2017 16:17 by John Y Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sometimes I just look at a person and think seriously,that's the sperm that won the race.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 14:35 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon You probably shouldn't call me lazy until you've taken a few steps in my sandals.
←Rate | 04-18-2015 18:56 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided on my Valentine's Day date...Its going to be whoever sits down next to me at Fricker's. Fingers crossed that its a girl this year!
←Rate | 02-13-2017 15:19 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aaron Hernandez went from getting 40 million as a tight end, to needing two packs of smokes for a tight end.
←Rate | 04-16-2015 18:02 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put anything in your mouth that Bill Cosby gives you, he'll probably be putting something else in there in the very near future. Somebody should probably just kill him!
←Rate | 07-16-2015 16:37 by John Y Comments (0)  



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