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   messageicon Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 12:47 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell her she's beautiful instead of hot. She's a woman, not a temperature
←Rate | 09-19-2012 18:13 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paris Hilton is the kind of girl who would buy tickets to see Xbox Live.
←Rate | 11-20-2013 17:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep your head high and your middle finger higher!
←Rate | 09-26-2012 18:47 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:11 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't feel bad if you don't enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That's what matters.
←Rate | 10-22-2013 15:57 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not attractive to constantly look surprised! So get your crayons out and sketch a different pair of eyebrows please
←Rate | 02-01-2014 10:09 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 20 Years ago today, me and my wife got married.. And yes you can get less for murder
←Rate | 09-05-2012 17:30 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on
←Rate | 09-25-2012 17:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would of had a better comeback but I left the come back in your mother
←Rate | 01-06-2013 16:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh so you're a model? Who's your agent, Instagram?
←Rate | 01-07-2013 16:30 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is such a strong word But then again, so is C*NT
←Rate | 10-03-2012 16:53 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights
←Rate | 11-29-2012 16:30 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't be ugly and play hard to get, your already hard to want.....
←Rate | 08-19-2012 12:42 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's not my fault I'm dyslexic, it's in my NDA.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 16:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closer I get to the toielt, the worse I have to go. It never fails
←Rate | 11-11-2013 14:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently “bae” means “before anyone else.” I always thought it was an extremely ghetto word for “babe”...
←Rate | 01-08-2014 17:25 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm allergic to some alcohol. I break out in Sexyness and and in extreme cases nudity...
←Rate | 05-28-2013 15:18 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day
←Rate | 05-01-2013 17:51 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfrand said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I don't get women.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 13:05 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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