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   messageicon Can someone please post a picture of your breakfast for me.. to encourage me to get to make my own. . .
←Rate | 03-03-2016 08:18 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bucket of ice water is no challenge. Now, a bucket of s#it from a portajohn is a challenge. . .
←Rate | 08-18-2014 09:51 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how to pi$$ a liberal off. Make sense. . .
←Rate | 06-05-2016 19:52 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon I was going to moving to Russia if Hillary won the election. . .
←Rate | 03-03-2017 23:47 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joan Rivers is in the hospital doing the kick the bucket challenge. . .
←Rate | 08-28-2014 17:29 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's another way to pi$$ off a liberal.. tell them to obey the immigration laws. . .
←Rate | 06-07-2016 22:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To any American who wants a better life, leave the country, denounce your US citizenship and come back as an illegal immigrant. . .
←Rate | 11-30-2015 19:14 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too F#CKED up how much of the population has been dumb down to march for rights you already have ! ! !
←Rate | 01-31-2017 05:23 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon Madonna was offering blowjobs to men for their vote for Hillary. I took the blow job and still voted for Trump. . .
←Rate | 02-24-2017 08:49 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon There any women out here looking to $exually abuse a grown man. Asking for a friend. . .
←Rate | 09-15-2014 09:53 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to as many Halloween parties as I can. I'll be in the invisible man. You'll just have to imagine I'm there. . .
←Rate | 10-30-2014 21:16 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Desert is different from Dessert. You can have as many desserts as you want, but you can only stand in one desert at a time, the english laungauge will get you every time. . .
←Rate | 02-08-2017 21:01 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Single's Discrimination Day. You'll be takiing matters in your own hands. Don't forget to clean up. . .. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2017 08:04 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why buy sex when you can lease it in a relationship. . .
←Rate | 03-02-2014 03:24 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm no weather man, but it's snowing out in Boston. . .
←Rate | 01-27-2015 07:24 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been a while since anybody has posted they're having a bagel, sorry no pictures. . .
←Rate | 06-27-2014 20:20 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad after 146 yrs Ringling Brothers Circus is closing. Well, there is always Facebook. . .
←Rate | 01-16-2017 19:20 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh you're voting for Hillarious Clinton the crook. I am not saying you're stupid, but voting for her only proves you are. . .
←Rate | 06-07-2016 22:17 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My definition of RAP: Rotten Audio Products
←Rate | 09-15-2014 18:18 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting paid to rate porn. Well, that's the excuse I will give if I am caught watching it. . .
←Rate | 07-23-2014 22:30 by JAB Comments (0)  



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