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   messageicon ‎I don't remember anything from last night. Somebody must've put something in my drink". Yeah. If this was a game of Clue I'd have to go with "the bartender, In the club, with the vodka."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.”
←Rate | 02-18-2010 21:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon well, I was going to Google something.. but ended up playing the electric piano instead. Thanks Google."
←Rate | 05-23-2012 01:34 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I sneeze and you're sitting next to me, it is acceptable to bless me. If I sneeze and you're 50 feet across the room from me, no need to shout at me unless you're the pope."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many input boxes. Ever go to search for a girl on facebook and set her name as your status instead? Me either."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:54 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon During a particularly rough storm the other night, local weatherman advised getting into your bathtub, covering yourself with a heavy blanket and wearing a bicycle helmet. I am ONLY watching that channel's news from now on..."
←Rate | 06-07-2011 11:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon still wants to know if everybody's still attending my Huge Orgy Party held on December 21, 2012 at my place?"
←Rate | 08-18-2010 23:16 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon running around the house with a towel tied around his neck with only his boxers on and a Giant "S" written on his Chest Yelling "This Looks Like a Job for..."
←Rate | 09-29-2009 16:47 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere, right now.. One of my Facebook friends is already drunk!"
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait to see who's all going to be single on my facebook after the 4th of July!"
←Rate | 07-04-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gotta get outta this funk, I've somehow lost my spunk. I'm not cheery, or happy, and I hate feeling crappy. Perhaps I should just get drunk!"
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.. Happy St. Patty's Day!!"
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first Monday night game in Detroit in almost 10 years and the Lions aren't even playing in it!"
←Rate | 12-12-2010 12:43 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon justin bieber is still alive :(
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think the Man in the Yellow Hat mentions George on his Internet dating profile?"
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon absof*ckinloutely, posif*ckintively, irrif*ckingtated!!!!"
←Rate | 05-12-2011 13:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a cold. it makes my voice sound like a sexy pirate."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 19:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I kissed a girl on the playground in the summer of '96. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
←Rate | 06-29-2010 12:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15
←Rate | 03-11-2010 19:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever I see a guy that looks better then me, I immediately get intimadated that he's gonna take all the girls from me, but later I find out there not into girls. so, it all works out."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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