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   messageicon $60 to fill my gas tank last night. It's the apocalypse!!! I'm going to Walmart, buying me a water hose and I'm going on a siphon spree.........
←Rate | 02-26-2011 13:17 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Please note: If you're thinking you will be raptured at 6pm, I'm willing to take care of your Farmville operation. I'll just need your facebook log-in and password.......
←Rate | 05-21-2011 13:56 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had a thought......Maybe instead of defunding Sesame Street, we should defund Pakistan. F them losers!!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:39 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Tupac should win a Hologrammy for his Coachella performance......
←Rate | 04-16-2012 10:57 by bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
←Rate | 01-11-2011 14:07 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Obama: "We Must Punish Our Enemies" American Teabaggers and GOP candidates are enemies of the Latino people??? This DUDE is the Anti Christ.......
←Rate | 10-28-2010 14:30 by Bill Comments (7)  

   messageicon 70 years after WW2, and LeBron James has America rooting for the German. SMH, Congratulations Mavericks......
←Rate | 06-12-2011 22:52 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon It seems this town is full of exhausted plumbers, well that is what I think they are anyway... Their pants are drooping off and their hats are turned sideways.... Take a rest guys
←Rate | 08-07-2011 09:22 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:22 by bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon News Flash: Bears in Yosemite rejoicing over possible government shutdown.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:50 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon making some changes in his life. If your not on my friends list any longer, you were one of the changes........
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:53 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I Haven't been to church in a couple years, sure hope I don't catch on fire........
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:27 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......
←Rate | 04-24-2011 06:21 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Glad I noticed it's Ash Wednesday so I don't tell someone they have dirt on their forehead...
←Rate | 03-09-2011 07:35 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, at least we'll get to see the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie before the Rapture. Woulda been a shame to miss that one.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 15:22 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reminder: National Atheist's Day April 1st.......
←Rate | 03-31-2011 11:47 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon President Obama is celebrating Black History Month, but just for the first two weeks.........
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:38 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fathers Day....the most confusing day in the hood!!!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:45 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ozzie Guillen is going off the rails on a crazy train........
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:37 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Good morning. Are you having TSA fantasies?
←Rate | 11-19-2010 07:51 by Bill Comments (0)  

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