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   messageicon "Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" Yeah? "So is a grenade!"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:08 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl: Hey what's up? Boy: if I tell you would you sit on it?
←Rate | 11-10-2011 10:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what's more awkward, Answering Dora, Or sitting there in total silence while she stares at you..
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crying is not necessarily a sign of weak character. Sometimes it is a sign of strong onions.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're drunk when you can speak fluent Ozzy Osbourne
←Rate | 12-14-2011 19:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment of happiness when you find out that everyone hates the same person you hate
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon EGSG «—- Scrambled eggs
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're walking and texting and you walk slower and slower and slower till you're just standing there texting..
←Rate | 10-29-2011 13:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretending you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 03:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.!!!
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon An old man said "Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes." A youth replied "Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes!!" Attitude matters!!
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold out that I saw two gangsters with their pants UP
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Aw, what a cute dog!" *walks closer* "BARK BARK BARK..." "Well f*ck you too then you ugly sh*t!"
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher: "Why are you late? Student: "I'm late?" Teacher: "You just missed an entire period" Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Press a toy in the store* *won't stop making noises *slowly walk away*
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I will just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I'm going to bed
←Rate | 10-30-2011 23:26 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon ~• << Picture of me when I was younger, I was so cute. :D
←Rate | 01-17-2012 00:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Emergency call: "911, What is your emergency?" "Two girls are fighting over me!" "So what's the problem sir?" "The ugly one is winning..."
←Rate | 02-06-2012 00:44 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  



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