Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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less then 24 hours after Osama was killed , the US took custody of the body and dropped it in the sea? B.S. , he isn't dead... 1 word ... "RE- ELECTION"
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05-02-2011 09:18
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Dear Osama bin Laden... WINNING! .. Yours truly, Charlie Sheen..
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05-02-2011 09:02 by timboss
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Bin Laden-R.I.P. REST IN PISS!
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05-02-2011 08:56
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So now that Osama came out and saw his shadow and got killed does that mean we still have 2 more years of Obama?
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05-02-2011 08:51 by acreak
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that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.
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05-02-2011 08:28 by Marymc
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"You can add 'Find & kill Osama' to the list of things that happened since Cubs last won World Series."
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05-02-2011 08:18 by J W
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Marco....marco.....marco??? Oh Osama you're not playing anymore?
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05-02-2011 08:04 by acreak
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So Osama Bin Ladens dead....Amazing what Americans can do when playstation network is down
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05-02-2011 07:49
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Dear Lord... When he stands before you for judgment, let him stay around for a while. Give him the grand tour and introduce him to the thousands of people who have been waiting there for over a decade to forgive him. (continued...)
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05-02-2011 07:42
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Elton John is said to be writting a tribute song for Bin Laden's Death - SANDALS IN THE BIN
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05-02-2011 07:37 by Brett
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"9/11 organiser dead". Nonsense, I've never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.
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05-02-2011 07:10 by Turk
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bet Oprah's pissed she pre-recorded her interview with Obama last week to air today.
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05-02-2011 07:09
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Dear Bin Laden, I guess you are no longer the champ of Hide-n-seek! you lose MOFO! you lose! -- I WIN! Sincerely, Waldo
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05-02-2011 07:00 by MJ
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Osama was spotted on a street view image on google earth
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05-02-2011 04:45
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So glad we finally got Bin Laden! It's taken so long to kill him that iPhone was about to come out with an app for that!
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05-02-2011 03:51 by kgen
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The one thing that I can guarantee America will forget: That it was Britain's MI6 that pointed the America's CIA in the right direction. You're welcome by the way!
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05-02-2011 03:39
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Too effin bad that Jack Bauer doesn't work for US govt. He would've caught hold of Laden in 24 hours!
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05-02-2011 03:36
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They deployed on Osama the minute he "checked in" to the mansion.... Well played Facebook.......
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05-02-2011 03:29 by Sean
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doesn't care that she's bad at parking. The other cars are bad at swerving!
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05-02-2011 03:24
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Okay, so Osama is dead, horraay, but there are still thousands of clowns haunting the earth!
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05-02-2011 03:16
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