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   messageicon that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 08:28 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You can add 'Find & kill Osama' to the list of things that happened since Cubs last won World Series."
←Rate | 05-02-2011 08:18 by J W Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marco....marco.....marco??? Oh Osama you're not playing anymore?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 08:04 by acreak Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Osama Bin Ladens dead....Amazing what Americans can do when playstation network is down
←Rate | 05-02-2011 07:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Lord... When he stands before you for judgment, let him stay around for a while. Give him the grand tour and introduce him to the thousands of people who have been waiting there for over a decade to forgive him. (continued...)
←Rate | 05-02-2011 07:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elton John is said to be writting a tribute song for Bin Laden's Death - SANDALS IN THE BIN
←Rate | 05-02-2011 07:37 by Brett Comments (0)  


   messageicon "9/11 organiser dead". Nonsense, I've never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 07:10 by Turk Comments (1)  


   messageicon bet Oprah's pissed she pre-recorded her interview with Obama last week to air today.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 07:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Bin Laden, I guess you are no longer the champ of Hide-n-seek! you lose MOFO! you lose! -- I WIN! Sincerely, Waldo
←Rate | 05-02-2011 07:00 by MJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama was spotted on a street view image on google earth
←Rate | 05-02-2011 04:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So glad we finally got Bin Laden! It's taken so long to kill him that iPhone was about to come out with an app for that!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:51 by kgen Comments (0)  


   messageicon The one thing that I can guarantee America will forget: That it was Britain's MI6 that pointed the America's CIA in the right direction. You're welcome by the way!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too effin bad that Jack Bauer doesn't work for US govt. He would've caught hold of Laden in 24 hours!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They deployed on Osama the minute he "checked in" to the mansion.... Well played Facebook.......
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:29 by Sean Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't care that she's bad at parking. The other cars are bad at swerving!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, so Osama is dead, horraay, but there are still thousands of clowns haunting the earth!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i was sick of partying and thought i'll take a break for few days but this Osama just gave me a reason to party again.. tonight i'll have Osama Shots
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:55 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Winston Churchill. War on terror is not over yet!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you cut the head off a snake, it doesn't die right away, it's still dangerous. The war on terror is NOT over, just yet.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:20 by BB Comments (1)  




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